Humour Sports Books

Hot Shots FC

This is the first book in the 'stupidly funny' football series, Hot Shots FC. It is for children aimed 6-12 who like football, or being silly, or laughing out loud again and again!It follows the fortunes of Hat Trick Boy, who is selected to join local side Hammers FC. But there is a problem: his friends aren’t picked. So Hat Trick Boy has to choose between his friends and his football, and he makes a mistake. He deserts his friends and decides to join the rather rough Hammers FC. But he doesn't know his friends are about to set up the greatest junior football club ever, Hot Shots FC...

Edge of Glory: A Small Town Sports Romantic Comedy (Friendship, Texas Book 1)

"Welcome to Conti's. I'm Lia and I'll nguhhhhhhhhhhhhh".I froze. Directly facing me was Olympic swimmer, Jay Morningstar… and I just made an idiot of myself.The rest of the table looked up to see me standing there with my mouth practically gaping. His coach, who I recognized from TV interviews, and even two other swimmers from the Olympic team... they didn't say anything, they didn't even blink."Uh… I mean…"I couldn't even put together my words and Jay Morningstar was just staring at me with that Wheaties box smile and those icy blue eyes.What was I supposed to say? Sorry I just made a weird noise, it's just that I have a poster of you on my wall where you are wearing nothing more than your gold medals, a smile, and a pair of man panties?Each book in the Friendship, Texas series is a STANDALONE*Edge of Glory*Rumor Has It*Meet Virginia*Part of Me*The One That Got Away*Something to Talk About*Love Like Crazy

Contaminated Samples

A free sampler containing the outrageous first chapters from Frankie’s three books My Shit Life So Far, Work! Consume! Die! and Scotland’s Jesus. Perfect for when you want to feel deeply offended.MY SHIT LIFE SO FAR: 'I don't think anyone can have written an autobiography without at some point thinking "Why would anyone want to know this shit?" I've always read them thinking "I don't want to know where Steve Tyler grew up, just tell me how many groupies he f**ked!"'So begins Frankie's outrageous, laugh-out loud, cynical rant on life as he knows it.WORK! CONSUME DIE!: Stand-up comedy's favourite pessimist, Frankie Boyle, offers his laugh-out-loud, cynical rant on life as he knows it. He describes your reality as viewed through a bloodshot eye pressed against a shit-smeared telescope, focused on hell.SCOTLAND’S JESUS: Reading Scotland's Jesus should be like being called into the living room by your child shouting that they see a little red dot on the head of a TV newscaster, then riding the white hot bullet through the propaganda circuitry of his or her exploding brain.

Indian Fairy Tales

This book was converted from its physical edition to the digital format by a community of volunteers. You may find it for free on the web. Purchase of the Kindle edition includes wireless delivery.

Tommy Twice: This Is Your Life

After a lifetime of disappointments and trouble. Tommy Thomas - better known to one and all as Tommy Twice - has had enough of living, but fate takes a hand and with a little help from his friends, family and the people of the community where he has lived his whole life. Tommy Twice embarks on a miracle that had to be seen to be believed.'Tommy Twice: This Is Your Life', is a story about the choices we make, the journeys we take and that miracles sometimes do happen, even with the unlikeliest of people in the most unlikeliest of places.

Tom Brady Swinging on a Deflate-gate

De-Flate-Gaten. meaning idiocy, useless trivia, legal mumbo-jumbo, attempting to let air out of a windbag, NFL justice.v. to hang in effigy, to lynch, to make a mountain out of a molehill.Now you can follow the daily madness from January to September of 2015 when the NFL tried to create a scandal out of pounds per square inch--and came up with hot air."If you like your satire tart, this account of Deflategate will blow up your expectations."