Humour Parodies Books
It really did happen. We've got 4 years ahead of us with The Donald in the Oval Office. But hang in there—it'll be over before you know it!Since the election, many have started counting the days until the end of the presidency of the man who said, "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." Truer words have never been spoken. Now you can count down each and every exasperating day with this totally "yuge" Out of Office Countdown (R) filled with hilarious and less-than-hilarious WTF moments. Yes, there is hope—and now you can count down the days.
***WARNING - This book is not for people with politically correct yardsticks wedged up their asses***So you just happened upon this book by chance? You loathe The Donald and you want to see him slammed in a parody. Or maybe you are Donald Trump, and you are gathering evidence for your lawsuit against me. Either way, if this is your first PJ Jones book, you should be warned: I’m rude, crude, and crap your pants funny. Depending on the size of the yardstick wedged up your ass, I may also not be funny at all, disgusting, and shameful. You are about to take a romp through some inane, low-brow prose, where most of your beloved conservative and liberal politicians will be roasted, skewed, and served up with gluten-free wasabi (sorry, Ted Cruz, but we’re fresh out of the gluten kind). In other words, if you don’t spew coffee through your nose while reading this book, YOU’RE READING IT WRONG! Sincerely, PJ* * *What critics are saying about Politics on the PlaygroundThere’s a special spot in hell for writers who parody Hillary Clinton—Madeleine Albright’s neighbor’s catIf you publish this book, PJ, I swear I’ll turn your house into a parking lot—A lawyer who claims he works for Donald Trump I think Trump should throw PJ over the wall—An unnamed source who heard it from a friend of a friend of Sean HannityThis book is a little too gay for me—Someone claiming to be Ted CruzBuy this book, and I’ll send you a free used cigar—A flasher in the Safeway parking lot claiming to be Bill Clinton