Humour Humorous Verse Books

Terrifying Times Tables: 6 X 7 =42 12 X 5 =60 3 x 4 =12 7 x 8 =56 (Times Table Time & Rhyme Book 2)

Learn your times tables in a matter of weeks! 'Terrifying Times Tables' is a book full of catchy, humorous rhymes to help all children LEARN and ENJOY their times tables, AND will make it a CHILLING & THRILLING EXPERIENCE!! (Age 6+) Recommended by teachers, pupils and parents. Exciting themes include: sky diving, paint-balling, surfing, an alien invasion, a shark attack and there's even one about 'FORTNITE'! Read aloud with friends and family! Hours of FUN... and... LEARNING! The book has been developed by Christopher Davies, a primary teacher with over 25 years experience of teaching maths and helping pupils to achieve well at their SATs. The rhymes will help your child to learn their times tables using a fun, more informal method. Each rhyme (linked to a particular times table) tells a story and this will help your child to internalise and memorise the number pattern more quickly and will also help them to develop faster recall of their multiplication facts. This selection of rhymes all have an exciting theme of danger and of being a slightly scared or even terrified! Hence the title of the book. They will certainly grab your child's attention and give them an entertaining and rewarding reading and maths experience. Reading the rhymes together (with a parent, grandparent, teacher or sibling) will definitely add to the learning experience. The author gives details of how to maximise the learning potential of the rhymes in a short section at the front of the book. He also includes timed activities and challenges at the back of the book to encourage the children to test their times table progress and become a 'Terrifying Times Table Champion'! This book is the second in the series, 'Times Table Time and Rhyme'. The first in the series, has proved very popular with students, parents and teachers and is currently being used in schools across the UK. Look out for the next one in the series which has a football theme.

Art For Everyone : Humorous Poems for Adults

Funny, thoughtful, and anarchic. Bert Smith writes about everyday things and bigger societal issues with the same fearless disregard for conventional wisdom.A little gem of a book – Bert's Mum.Great fun, but I've told him to get a proper job – Bert's Dad.★ Interview with the AuthorQ - Do you have any unusual writing habits?A – I write all the time. I could be sat on a train then start writing something off the top of my head, usually in the notes on my phone. I also enjoy writing in the bath.Q – Where do you get your ideas from?A – I wake up in the early hours of the morning with random ideas buzzing around in my head, so, I write them down and come back to them later. I also get ideas from conversations with friends, films, and listening to people speak in the supermarket! This book has poetry about art, poems about brothers, poetry about the sea, a poem about a serial killer's drawers, spray tans, etc… I have lots of weird and wonderful ideas.Q – Why should readers give this book a try?Because it's interesting, funny, and doesn't take itself too seriously.You don't have to be into Da VinciRaphael or Van Goghsunflowers aren't for everyone believe me I knowmaybe you appreciate a poem or verseyou may even appreciate Banksy's mural of a nurseyou can find art anywhere if you look closely enoughin the design of a caran unmade bedor a designer shirtyou could produce a piece of artas individual as your thoughtsput it down on paper or scrawl a wall in chalkan outlet for the mind is good for mental healthit serves as a distraction from the chaos in the worldI wouldn't be surprised if there's a piece of art in youit could be a drawinga sculptureor a collage stuck with glue✓ Give this unique collection of poetry a try today.

Big Book of Nonsense Part 1

Jam-packed with the very best nonsense rhymes and tricky tongue-twisters, this wonderfully exuberant collection contains quirky, color illustrations from Colin West and lashings of his wildly wacky verse! With sections such as 'Moments with Monsters' and 'Curious Creatures' this brilliant book features poems and wordplay to satisfy nonsense-lovers everywhere!

I fancied you until I saw you yawn

A collection of short, dark and spectacularly funny poetry that explores an alternative view of modern life. From using the cash machine, to sitting on the loo, "I fancied you until I saw you yawn" will take you on a journey you'll never forget.Brace yourself for the ride of your life!

Thin Blue Rhymes: A Charity Collection of Limericks

Warning: In the tradition of limericks, this book contains language and humour that some readers may find offensive. Reader discretion is advised.Thin Blue Rhymes is a short collection of rude, cute, naughty and hilarious limericks that have been generously submitted by the Twitter community. The limericks within cover a wide range of themes and subjects and the authors are of all races, genders and beliefs. The author profits from this title will go to support the work of Vancouver Rape Relief and Women’s Shelter.

The Old Spice Guys' Grooming Guidance Guide for Guys with Beards & Other Poems

The Old Spice Guys’ Grooming Guidance Guide for Guys With Beards (TOSGGGGFGWB) is an excellent piece of fan fiction for fans of facial hair and is heralded as a marketing masterpiece by the beard community.In 2018, Old Spice released their beard collection, which includes beard wash, beard conditioner, beard oil, and beard balm. The launch of this beard collection was the inspiration behind each poem and the catalyst for every feeling felt within the digital pages of this book.Each line of every poem takes a deep dive into how it feels to have a clean, soft, nourished, and sculpted beard. While this piece of literature explores the existential nuances of beard grooming, each page also acts as an educational tool to guide men through the basics of beardness.

Petal Pink Poetry

A smattering pick of poetic flowers arranged in a paper vase, weeds and all... Humor and reflection in a thoughtfully silly book.

Help Me Step Bro: Creative Prompts For Quality Movies (Rejected Children's Books)

Talk to the boss. You might be getting fired. Unpaid parking tickets. Your attention is required. Doctor says bend over and cough. Hot step mom wants to help you get off. THIS couch, for money, is where you must goes. Sometimes a fireman needs to empty his hose. In bed with one lover. the other hides away. ordered a pizza. Can’t afford to pay. Picked up a hitch hiker. She can’t thank you enough. You wound up in prison and it’s gonna get rough. HOT step sister and friend stole your PS4. You got caught shoplifting at your favourite store. You went for a massage that came with a feel. You met with a realtor but only closed one deal. The plumber is here. Your pipes need to be cleaned. Step-sister is stuck in the washing machine.