Humour Books

Dark Sky (The Misadventures of Max Bowman Book 1)

Max Bowman is a hero for today’s America—mostly because he has absolutely no idea what he’s doing.Years after being tossed on the trash heap by the CIA, Max is just getting by—and fine with it. Who cares if his future is in the rearview mirror? As long as he’s got a Jack Daniels in his hand and his creatively-foul-mouthed singer girlfriend on his arm, why shake things up?Then his old Agency boss shows up with a job that’s way above his paygrade—tracking down the truth about a war hero who was killed in Afghanistan. Because some people think this dead man isn’t so dead.Max treats it as a paycheck and a big fat waste of time. Until that house explodes. And a guy who looks a lot like the hero of a popular ‘60s TV Western puts a target on his forehead. Oh, and then there’s that secret para-military outfit in Montana, which wants to end his assignment in the most unpleasant way possible. It all happens in DARK SKY, a sardonic spin on the traditional thriller and the beginning of Max Bowman’s hilarious and harrowing misadventures.

49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom (The 49... Series Book 1)

"This book made me and my kids cry with laughter. Our favourite one was Excuce 32." ★★★★★"This book has a quirky sense of humour that will no doubt appeal to fans of Wimpy Kid, Barry Loser and David Walliams. There are 49 interesting excuses including illustrations that range from slightly silly to completely outrageous. Even though I am an adult, I did smile a few times while reading this!" ★★★★★•  Is your bedroom a tip?•  Did you forget to tidy?•  Can you hear the sound of parental footsteps getting closer and closer?Here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not tidying your bedroom!Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to get away with not tidying their bedrooms. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.Disclaimer: reading this eBook will probably make you giggle, but won't help you get away with having a messy bedroom.Recommended Age: 8+

Designer Dirty Laundry: A Samantha Kidd Mystery (The Samantha Kidd Mysteries Book 1)

She expected the fashion industry to be ruthless. She wasn't prepared for it to turn deadly.​Ready to redesign her life, style expert Samantha Kidd accepts a job in her Pennsylvania hometown as a trend specialist. But her first day goes completely A-line when she stumbles across her legendary boss dead in the elevator. And after the body disappears, she can't help but pull on the mystery's thread and unravel an entire wardrobe of suspects.​Supervising her deceased employer's vogue competition, Samantha tries to hem in a sexy shoe designer and countless ego-driven creatives to stitch together the clues. But when her own name appears on the police's suspect list, the sleuthing fashionista's days on the catwalk could be numbered.Can Samantha put a killer in the spotlight before she's sewn up for a crime she didn't commit?Designer Dirty Laundry is the first book in the feel-good Samantha Kidd mystery series. If you like witty protagonists, clever dialogue, and fashion-forward drama, then you'll love Diane Vallere's chic story.Buy Designer Dirty Laundry for this season's murder couture today!

Books for Kids 9-12: BODY SWAP: Catastrophe!!! (A very funny book for boys and girls)

Swapping bodies might be fun for some but when 12 year old Jack Stevenson wakes up from a freak accident one day and finds himself in his dad's body, his life abruptly becomes one huge disaster after another. When he realizes that his dad will have to go to school in his place, things instantly get much, much worse. Will he be able to remain captain of the school football team and what will happen to Holly, the prettiest girl at school who he has a huge crush on and is hoping to be his girlfriend?What will all his friends think of his strange behavior and how will he ever cope with the sudden catastrophe he's been faced with?This hilarious book for girls and boys of all ages with have you laughing from start to finish and keep you wondering what is going to happen next.If you love funny books then you will not be disappointed with Body Swap - Book 1: Catastrophe. It is a great book for kids that everyone is sure to enjoy.

Self Service

Self Service is a comedy novel from author Matt Clay. It's the story of Martin, a 30 something year old man who splits up with his girlfriend after a supposedly romantic holiday and realises his life is lacking in direction. Through a series of increasingly more embarrassing incidents and dates, Martin attempts to find love but generally ends up in the beer aisle of his local supermarket. Fast paced with strong language throughout, the book aims to make the reader laugh out loud on as many pages as possible.

Mollie McQueen is NOT Getting Divorced: The laugh-out-loud romcom series you won't be able to put down! (Mollie McQueen Book 1)

From the best-selling author of the Clara series comes a brand new hilarious series that's heartwarming, addictive and incredibly moreish!"Whoever said money can't buy happiness obviously never paid for a divorce..."When Mollie McQueen turned thirty, she awoke with a determination to live her best life.Her marriage to Max was the first thing to come under scrutiny and on one sexless night in May, Mollie decided that their relationship was over.However, when a grouchy divorce lawyer convinces Mollie there’s a chance she could bow out of this life being eaten alive by a pack of cats, she starts to search for an alternative.Opening the can of worms that is her marriage makes Mollie realise she might not be as blameless as she initially thought…Will Mollie be able to rescue her marriage or has the lure of a life without wet towels on the bed turned her head?One thing is for sure… Mollie McQueen is NOT getting divorced.Praise for LACEY LONDON..."One of my favourite books of the year!""An eye-opening, thoroughly enjoyable and very relatable read.""I honestly couldn't put this book down!""Entertaining, sometimes desperately sad, very often uplifting and hugely life-affirming.""Another magnificent achievement for Lacey's remarkable pen. I'll never forget it.""A highly addictive roller coaster ride!"

Indecent Proposal: A Contemporary Romance Story (Billionaires in Disguise: Maxence Book 1)

From USA Today Bestselling Author Blair Babylon . . . Book 1 in the Brand New Billionaires in Disguise: Maxence Series . . . "Phenomenal read!" "A can't put it down book for me." "Now THIS is what I consider phenomenal writing!" "Simply genius." "Oh, I am in love with Maxence!" Her ex-boyfriend was supposed to propose in Paris, but instead, he swindled her out of every penny she owned. Now, the hottest man she’s ever seen swoops in, rescues her, and has an indecent proposal to get her on her feet, and on her back, and on her knees.

Illustrated Would You Rather?: Jokes and Game Book for Children Age 5-11 (Silly Kids and Family Scenarios 1)

Looking for a perfect gift book with JOKES, SECRET GAME, AND ILLUSTRATIONS? Here you go!Would you rather swim faster than a shark; or speak in the voice of any person; or have a magical giant flying dragon; or create an odd superhero—Broccoliman? With this book, the options are limitless.Boys and girls of all ages love miracles. This book is full of magical creatures. Among them are dinosaurs, giant sea monsters, weird beasts, smart, friendly, and rare animals.The main hero of this book tries unusual hobbies, breaks sports records, visits remote countries, tastes strange meals, solves dangerous puzzles, and finds himself in the shoes of his favorite cartoon characters.As kids choose WOULD YOU RATHER crazy scenarios, they're sure to get the giggles! Moreover, every silly joke in this book is hilariously illustrated!Many kids of age from 5 to 11 years old enjoy coming up with their variations of these scenarios. It helps them to improve logical reasoning skills, skyrocket creativity, and develop a brilliant sense of humor.There are many important life lessons in the “YES or NO” Crazy Questions Game. At the same time, silly riddles and questions are extremely funny, especially because they are related to scenarios from the beginning of the book.The answers are often unexpected, thought-provoking, and fun to read together, even for parents, grandmas and grandpas, teachers, and elder siblings. Therefore, the whole family, church, or class will enjoy playing this cool quiz game.In this book, your boy or girl will discover:80 Silly “Would You Rather” situations which will often make little kids cry with laughter40 Ultra-funny unique hand-drawn illustrations picturing every single scenarioCrazy Questions Game with 80 sensational “Do you believe it or not” questionsMind-blowing answers with often surprising explanationsGold mine of information related to the scenarios—references to some of the oddest marvels which happened in different places of the worldand much more…Please also click the book’s cover to use Amazon’s ‘LOOK INSIDE’ feature and check out the wonderful illustrations of this funny picture book and see the examples of scenarios.This book is a corny bathroom reader and a top gift idea for the best friend’s birthday party, holiday, and even without an occasion.It's also an awesome read for a kindergarten, elementary school, backyard, beach, park, other outdoor space, summer camp, waiting room, airport, train station, boat, plane, metro, bus, car ride, and so on. It contains some of the best entertaining backseat road trip activities for kids.The readers even told me it could have become an award-winning book if there was such a thing as a crazy game-book award. So I’m sure your sons and daughters will love to read it!And let me tell you something else! A few children even used it as a coloring book and emailed me some jolly drawings of the book’s main hero. It was very touching, indeed!Some moms and dads use these one-of-a-kind scenarios as lunchbox jokes for kids, which was another unexpected idea for me.Please, check out the reviews and you'll see even kids and teenagers give their feedback. So it's definitely recommended as a gift for 5-11-year-old boys and girls.Thus, if you want to make your kid laugh like a hyena, then scroll up and click the “Buy now with 1-Click” button to get your book instantly!

Tongue Twisters for Kids

"Rubber baby buggy bumpers" - Say this three times as fast as you can. How about, try saying " Loopy lizards lying lazily aloft a little lane of logs," without messing up. This Tongue Twister book is huge collection of funny phrases, ridiculous rhymes, and silly sentences that will have kids laughing for hours. Each one challenges your mouth muscles as you try to say these tongue twisters faster and multiple times. A tongue twister is a phrase that is supposed to be difficult to articulate properly. Often times they take practice to say correctly. Tongue twisters are good practice for children as they learn to form words, phrases, and vowels. It's hard to say a tongue twister without a smile on your face. Each tongue twister in this book has it's own silly illustration. Kids will be entertained with these tongue twisters for hours.

Prize Tw*t: Who goes to Colombia to give up cocaine?

On the 28th September 2016 the author, Jonathan Sharp was celebrating his 39th birthday. Sitting pretty with a successful business complete with all the trappings of a half decent lifestyle. Fast forward one year to his 40th birthday and he finds himself living penniless on the streets of Bogota, Colombia. How? Why? Cocaine of course. Prize Tw*t is a dark comedy/memoir about one man’s struggle through life with the four big addictions - sex, drugs, booze and gambling. The book is a very honest and open account of one’s life except for one important factor, there is no struggle in life. He’s a lucky bastard who has pretty much loved and embraced every single second of his chaotic life. From the first high of the the first joint at the age of eleven and through a lifetime of depraved adventure, he has done it all. Right up to the point of losing the plot entirely, defrauding and stealing from his own company whilst high on crack cocaine and fleeing to South America just to buy yet more drugs. The book is a journey that covers many topics including graphic details of drug addiction, excessive drinking, prostitution, theft, euthanasia, mental illness, domestic violence, sexual abuse, marriage breakdown, fatherhood, gambling and all the fun and games that go along with such a crazy lifestyle. A true rags to riches story where one man can work his way out of the poverty stricken South Wales Valleys to find himself jet setting around the world getting paid to have a truly great time. Ultimately, his search for utopia and incessant hunt for booze, cocaine and women will always get the better of him. Whether that is getting fired from work, being ripped off by prostitutes, arrested by the cops or worse. This is a tale about a man who has been through it all. The book is a collection of stories brought together from nearly thirty years of excess, hooking readers in on a journey around the globe. Busting with content, most will be able to relate to many of the tales and say, “How embarrassing, I’ve done that”. Others will want the author imprisoned for an eternity, or even longer. Either way, the book is happy, the book is sad but it hopes to assist and warn others that maybe it just might be the right time to slow down and take account of their actions before it’s too late. Prize Tw*t goes to show that you can only ride your luck for so long. One can make a series of poor decisions and prove you can lose everything that is important to you in the blink of an eye - your children, your freedom and your life as you know it.

What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously! (The Reggie Books Book 1)

On the weekend I looked for a new book. I always read the description first because, you know, I won’t read just any old thing. So I read the description for this book and thought it looked okay, so then I read the online sample and laughed so hard that a little bit of pee came out. Okay, a lot of pee came out. ALRIGHT! I PEED SO MUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS! There, are you happy now? It’s funny, okay? And it isn’t all about vomit and farts either (okay, a lot of it is about vomit and farts, but what’s wrong with that?)*Every Monday at school, Reggie writes an essay that begins with “On the weekend…” WARNING: You might want to have a spare pair of undies handy while you read about Reggie's weekends.*

Diary of an Adorable Fat Girl: Book One

BOOK ONE: Mary Brown is funny, gorgeous and bonkers. She's also about six stone overweight. When she realises she can't cross her legs, has trouble bending over to tie her shoelaces without wheezing like an elderly chain-smoker, and discovers that even her hands and feet look fat, it's time to take action. But what action? She's tried every diet under the sun.This series is the hysterical story of what happens when Mary joins 'Fat Club' where she meets a cast of funny characters and one particular man who catches her eye. As the series develops, Mary goes off on a whole load of adventures. Join her for all of them. See: for more details.The stories are laugh-out-loud funny and will resonate with anyone who has dieted, tried to keep up with any sort of exercise programme or spent 10 minutes in a changing room trying to extricate herself from a way too-small garment that she ambitiously tried on and is now completely stuck in.This is the first mini book. The second installment is here: note - this is a mini book. If you want to read the full novel, you can buy the first three books altogether here:

If The Shoe Fits (Once Upon A Romance Series Book 1)

BOOK 1 IN THE BESTSELLING ROMANTIC COMEDY SERIES ONCE UPON A ROMANCE BY LAURIE LECLAIR!“One of the best Cinderella stories I've ever read. Very easy reading and the characters touch your heart. Everyone loves laughs and a happy ending and this book has both!” 5 star review from grtgram This modern day Cinderella doesn’t want the glass slipper or Prince Charming…Love? Seriously? Charlotte (Charlie) King has more important things to do, like saving her late father’s beloved King’s Department Store. However, she’s been going toe-to-toe with her stepmother—who holds the purse strings—for years now. And guess what the cockamamie idea she’s come up with this time? Find grooms for her sheltered stepsisters! As if that’s doable anytime soon!Arriving for dinner to meet the all-female King family, billionaire bachelor Alexander (Alex) Royale, dubbed by society newspapers as Prince Charming, doesn’t hold out any hope in finding his future bride—the marriage of convenience and the baby carriage to soon follow that his ailing grandparents long for—among the King sisters. That’s until Charlie crashes into him… Charlie’s heart just went thump or was that all her best laid plans? And Alex instantly forgets about a business-like marriage. He tries to win Charlie over, but she’s got other ideas. He’s dragged into being a part of her new fairy tale ad campaign, The Charmings, based on them. Can a guy ever get a break? Now can Alex convince Charlie to give love a real chance or will their families’ dreams pull them apart forever? If you like funny romantic comedies, lively banter, and heartwarming happily-ever-afters then you’ll love Laurie LeClair’s modern day retelling of the classic fairy tale Cinderella!Download your free copy of If The Shoe Fits and start the first installment in the bestselling Once Upon A Romance Series today! “I enjoyed this book from cover to cover. Looking for more books by this author.” 5 star review from Barbara A. Jones "bj"

Meet Clara Andrews: The laugh-out-loud romcom series that will have you hooked! (Clara Andrews Book 1)

The fantastic first book in the bestselling Clara series by Lacey London. The Clara series takes us on a journey through the minefields of dating, wedding-day nerves, motherhood, Barbados, America, Mykonos and beyond. It all starts with an unfortunate first meeting… Being young, free and single, Clara Andrews thought she had it all. A fabulous job in the fashion industry, a buzzing social life and the world’s greatest best friends are all that her heart desires. But when a chance meeting introduces her to Oliver, a devastatingly handsome American designer, Clara has her head turned. Trying to keep the focus on her work, Clara finds her heart stolen by lavish restaurants and luxury hotels.As things get flirty, Clara reminds herself that office relationships are against the rules. So, when a sudden memory of an evening out leads her to a gorgeous barman, she decides to see where it goes.Clara soon finds out that dating two men isn't as easy as it seems. Will she be able to play the field without getting played herself? Join Clara as she finds herself landing in and out of trouble, reaffirming friendships, discovering truths and uncovering secrets. It’s time to Meet Clara Andrews… your new best friend. PRAISE FOR THE CLARA SERIES – "One of my favourite books of the year!""A wonderfully sparkly read!""Buy it! Read it! Love it!""A highly addictive roller coaster ride!" BOOKS IN THE SERIES – Meet Clara AndrewsClara Meets the ParentsMeet Clara MorganClara at ChristmasMeet Baby MorganClara in the CaribbeanClara in AmericaClara in the MiddleClara’s Last ChristmasClara Bounces BackClara’s Greek Adventure

In Search of a Love Story (Love Story Book One )

Emily Donovan doesn’t have a romantic bone in her body.At least, that’s what her friends Ryan and Ashley keep telling her. They’re convinced her bad luck with men is directly related to her life-long lack of interest in all things romantic. When Emily’s latest relationship crashes and burns, she decides to go along with her friends’ plans for a romance research project. Sure, the idea that she’ll have better luck if she learns about the great romances of literature and film seems a little silly, but Emily figures it can’t hurt.In no time at all, Emily finds herself buried under a mountain of romance novels, chick flicks, and sappy love songs, hopeful that her hard work will pay off with true love. When she meets Greg, Ashley and Ryan are convinced she’s found prince charming—after all, he’s rich, handsome, and totally into Emily. What more could she want? And why does it seem that her friend Elliot isn’t exactly happy for her?Faced with misunderstandings, miscommunications, and a seemingly endless string of missteps, she is nevertheless determined to give true love a try. In doing so, Emily will eventually find that true romance, the kind that lasts, has little to do with stereotypes or clichés, and everything to do with finding out what’s in her own heart.This is book #1 of the Love Story series. Don't miss the sequel, An Unexpected Love Story, available now!

Funny Jokes for Kids: 100 Hilarious Jokes

100 Funny Jokes for Kids 4-8 Years Old!Kids love jokes! Keep your children entertained and amused with this funny joke book for kids ages 4-8. There are jokes about animals, school, sports, knock knock jokes, and holiday jokes! Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for kids and children.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Also available in paperback and audiobook formats!100 funny jokes for kidsExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudSpecial Note: The illustrations in this book are optimized for a vivid and colorful experience in e-readers, tablets, phones, and computers!Jokes from this funny book...Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?A: A tri-syrup-tops!HAHA!Q: What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?A: Lots of very worried dogs!LOL!Q: Why was the principal worried?A: There were too many rulers in school!HAHA!Q: What did the coach scream to the snack machine?A: Give me my quarterback!100 Funny Jokes for Kids!The Funniest Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This funny joke book is full of funny jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about animals, school, sports, knock knock jokes, and holiday jokes will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get this hilarious joke book!

Shaye and Grandads Amazing Adventures: The search for Sir Edward Cranach's gold (A FREE Mystery and Adventure book for Children of all ages) (Shaye and ... Amazing Adventures (Illustrated book))

REVIEWSExceptional readLoved the book it was a great story the cover picture was great. Reading about the different characters I felt I knew them in person. There was pictures throughout the book which visions what was happening. Everything about the story was very well written you felt that you were with them. I don’t want to say too much about it as don’t want to spoil anyone’s read however would honestly recommend this book.----------------------A Strange old House with hidden passages and a dark secret? A tough young girl Adventurer called Alex appears from nowhere?A mystery so incredible it would blow your mind.What lies in wait for our two fearless Adventurers only time will tell?When Shaye woke on what seemed like any other normal day he never expected even in his wildest dreams to be searching for hidden treasure. Or, to be stuck in a dark cellar with an odd smelling Zombie with false teeth and a Big wonky eye. Inside the big old creepy house, there are hidden rooms and secret passages and strange things you couldn’t imagine seeing even in the scariest films.William, Shaye’s grandad had decided to visit his oldest friends at the end of the road care home. A house once owned by Sir Edward Cranach an industrialist with a love of gold. Old Terry Chapman had found a strange little book in the library with five clues to where the gold is buried, but they are not alone in this quest, someone is watching them. Who is the shadowy figure? And can Shaye, grandad and his friends find the gold before the stranger?Sample-------------------“What was mum on about when she said she was worried about you grandad?”“Oh, nothing to worry yourself about lad, sometimes we all forget things. If I ever get as forgetful as Sid then I’ll start to worry.”“Why what happened to him?”“Sid was always meticulous about his clothes; he would spend hours getting dressed in the mornings, he even ironed his socks and underpants, until one day.”“What happened grandad?”“Well, on this day he got dressed as normal and headed to the local shop for his morning paper, it was a dark morning and everything was fine until he stepped inside the shop.”“What happened?” said a wide-eyed Shaye again.“His clothes were immaculate as usual, He was wearing a crisply ironed shirt, his favourite red-spotted bowtie a rather splendid tweed jacket and his highly polished brown shoes, you could almost see your face in them, but there was one vital piece of clothing missing.”Shaye scratches his head. “What was that?”“He had forgotten to put his pants on. He was standing in the middle of the shop in his bright orange underpants. It was all very embarrassing; he had to wrap his newspaper around his waist to go home. The old lady that works in the shop fainted and had to be taken home.”“What happened to him?”“He moved into, The end of the road care home, where we are going today lad, I will introduce you to him when we get there.”----------------------------------An Amazing fun Children's illustrated Mystery and Adventure book.GET IT NOW WHILE IT'S FREE, hurry it won't be free for long.

Dark Humor: And Words of Wisdom from an Unknown Genius

Throughout history’s darkest times, people have exhibited a particular type of humor: dark humor, also known as black humor, black comedy, dark comedy, or gallows humor.That’s my favorite kind. I like absurd, random stuff. But with a dark twist. Black humor makes fun of the things that terrify us. It’s a coping mechanism. Some people think death is taboo as a topic for jokes. But every stand up comic and every cartoonist knows that taboo jokes get the biggest laughs, the guilty laughs, and the biggest dopamine release. Humor is not supposed to be polite. It’s supposed to mock bad things.Here’s a little selection of some of my favorite cartoons, about life’s painful little absurdities that make me laugh.“I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all.”-Abraham Lincoln

Bet Me: A Romantic Comedy (Lucky in Love Book 2)

A hot & hilarious STANDALONE romantic comedy for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Christina Lauren, and Julia Kent!"The only thing more humiliating than a guy falling asleep face-down in my crotch would be if he died there... Oh my god, is he DEAD?"All I wanted was little old-fashioned romance. After a parade of Tinder disasters who think chivalry is giving me a pearl necklace on the first date, I made a pledge: until guys step up their game, this girl is off the market.But one bottle of chardonnay later, and my drunken rant has gone viral. I'm the most famous person NOT having sex since the Jonas Brothers put on their purity rings. A men's magazine has even put a bounty on my (ahem) maidenhead: fifty Gs to whoever makes me break the drought.Be careful what you wish for... Now my office looks like an explosion in a Hallmark factory, I've got guys lining up to sweep me off my feet - and the one man I want is most definitely off-limits. Jake Weston is a player through and through. He's also the only one who sees through the mayhem to the real me, but how can I trust he's not just out to claim the glory?And how will I make it through the strike without scratching the itch - especially when that itch looks so damn good out of his suit?The thrill of the chaste has never been so sexy in the hilarious, hot new romantic read from the Amazon bestselling author of GET LUCKY and THE BILLIONAIRE BARGAIN.Discover the hot and hilarious world of the LUCKY IN LOVE series from Lila Monroe!1. Get Lucky2. Bet Me3. Lovestruck4. Mr Right-Now5. Perfect Match6 Christmas with the BillionairePRAISE FOR LILA:"I laughed my ass off. Let me know if you find it. I wish I'd written this book."  -- Kayti McGee"I've NEVER had SO MUCH FUN while reading a book! This was insanely good"-- Shayna's Spicy Reads"Get Lucky is an enchanting, steamy, delightful read I never wanted to end" -- Angie's Dreamy Reads"One of the funniest, light hearted, free spirited novels I have ever read... An absolute joy to read." - Bloggers From Down Under"This.Book.Is.SOOOO.Funny! What is the best way to describe it? It's like a cross between The Hangover and...a steamy romance novel...hahaha. SO SO steamy. I'm surprised my kindle didn't start smoking. But more importantly, it was funny and endearing." -- Micah Liesel's Book Blog

Knock Knock!: Over 100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Best Jokes for Kids Book 1)

Funny and Hilarious Knock Knock JokesYou will giggle so hard at these funny knock knock jokes for kids. There are over 100 super-funny and hilarious knock knock jokes created to make you laugh!Over 100 knock knock jokesExcellent for early readersFun for kids, teens, or adultsFrom the book...Knock knock!Who’s there?Manny!Manny who?Manny times I have knocked on this door!Knock knock!Who’s there?Aitch!Aitch who?Bless You!Knock knock!Who’s there?Boo!Boo who?Don’t cry. It’s just a joke!Comedy, humor, and joke-telling have many positive benefits associated with it. Jokes can bring a smile to the face of others and put you in a great mood! Here are a few more benefits associated with joke-telling:Help you bond with friends and familyLighten tense situationsHelp you make friendsGreat conversation startersPerfect for texts and status updatesScroll up and click buy to start laughing today!

Secrets, Spells & Murder (Little Shop of Spells Book 1)

Trouble is brewing in the small town of Silver Moon Falls. Resident witch, Maddie Goodcharm, is accused of hexing the townsfolk. So not true! Maddie loves her town and its people, well, most of them anyway. When one of the townsfolk dies in suspicious circumstances, Maddie becomes the main suspect in a murder investigation. But that isn’t her only problem. During a practice session in the woods, she accidentally casts a spell on a hiker. Jason’s not in a good place, literally, and Maddie has to come up with a reversal spell ASAP. Which she can’t do if she’s in prison. The only way out of her dilemma is to catch the real murderer.Now Maddie is on the trail of a killer and magic may be the only thing that will save her.

LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids (Laugh Out Loud Book 1)

Funny and Hilarious Jokes and Riddles for KidsAlso available in PAPERBACK and AUDIOBOOK formatJohnny B. Laughing provides children with lots of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young readers will have a blast sharing this awesome collection of jokes and riddles with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. Inside you will find silly and corny jokes, riddles, wordplay, and humor. Also included are some fun mazes for an added bonus!Makes a wonderful birthday gift or holiday gift for kids and joke lovers!100+ funny and hilarious jokes and riddlesChallenging mazes and puzzlesMakes the perfect gift for early and beginning readers"Another instant classic joke book by the world-renowned comedian, Johnny B. Laughing"From the book...Q: What did the salt say to the pepper?A: Hey! What’s shaking?♦ ♦ ♦Q: Why did the car get a flat tire?A: There was a fork in the road!♦ ♦ ♦Q: What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?A: Frostbite!♦ ♦ ♦Q: What do cows make during earthquakes?A: Milkshakes!♦ ♦ ♦Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?A: He was feeling crummy!Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing, is back with another worldwide mega-bestseller. He decided to remaster all of his joke books and recreate and update them all with even more funny and silly jokes for you to enjoy. The Joke King's collection makes a perfect gift for early and beginner readers, kids ages 6-10 (and up), and even makes a few silly adults chuckle every now and then. These jokes are perfect for text messages, status updates, and a few funny laughs in between.Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing-out-loud today!

Miranda and Me

Hello and welcome to the first book ever written by a dog - me, Miss Peggy Hart. I just couldn't wait any longer for Miranda's book all about me (Peggy and Me) to come out in October so decided to release my own book ahead of Miranda, and here it is! It turns out I am not just pretty face. And what a pretty face I hear you say. I know. Just look at me. I like to say I look like a cloud breathed by angels. I just say it how I see it. But my skills are not just my incredible natural beauty, I am also quite the literary whizz. And I hope you like my book . What's even more exciting is it contains Twitter stories from the nation's own #AndMe moments, the best of which Miranda and I have hand-selected to appear in this ebook! The great British public have spilled the beans on their own doting companions, canine or otherwise. Oh and it also contains a sneak preview from Peggy and Me AND an exclusive introduction from none other than moi and Miranda. Expect laughter and tears - fuelled by a rich reserve of chaotic cats, pompous pooches and the odd human along the way. I do so hope you like it because I love you very much and want to make you happy. I am lovely like that. Lots of licks and woofs to you and I hope to meet you in person one day.The Pegster signing out (but do follow me on Twitter @realpeggyhart).

Clara Meets The Parents: Grab a margarita and escape to Mexico in this laugh-out-loud beach read. (Clara Andrews Series Book 2)

Grab a margarita, slip on your sunglasses and join Clara on her fun-filled trip to Mexico. Almost a year has passed since Clara Andrews found love in the arms of delectable American Oliver Morgan, and things are starting to heat up.The nights of tequila shots and bodycon dresses are now a distant memory, but a content Clara couldn't be happier about it.And it’s not just Clara who things have changed for… Marc is adjusting to his new role as Baby Daddy, and Lianna is lost in the arms of the hunky Dan once again. With her friends busy with their own lives, Clara is ecstatic when Oliver declares it time to meet the Texan in-laws. Discovering that the introduction will take place on the sandy beaches of Mexico simply adds to her excitement, but things aren’t set to be smooth sailing…Will Clara be able to win over Oliver’s audacious mother?What secrets will unfold when she finds an ally in the beautiful and captivating Erica?Clara is going to need a little more than sun and sand to get through this one... PRAISE FOR THE CLARA SERIES -"I love Lacey's style of writing!""Lacey London has achieved what other authors struggle to do by keeping the reader hooked!""There is a true art to writing a series of books that just keep getting better and Lacey definitely has it.""Reading this book is like having your best friend right there next to you..." BOOKS IN THE SERIES – Meet Clara AndrewsClara Meets the ParentsMeet Clara MorganClara at ChristmasMeet Baby MorganClara in the CaribbeanClara in AmericaClara in the MiddleClara’s Last ChristmasClara Bounces BackClara’s Greek Adventure

Lily Loves to Love: ROM-COM FUN FICTION

Have you ever read a book and thought I do not want the main character to end up with the predictable hero? I wish she had gotten with the other man instead. Well here is your chance to change that scenario and choose whom you would like Lily to love. In this book, many comical things tend to happen to and around Lily Lockhart. As she deals with her job, her love life and her family, not to mention her friends so like a lot of us, she is simply an ordinary woman trying to survive this modern world and not always getting it right before mistakes come back to bite her on the bum. As the quirky but loveable girl just cannot help herself sometimes. This is all before trying her hand at a spot of charity work, when she decides that life is far too short to spend it selfishly.At the start of the year, she ends her engagement and before long, there is plenty of male interest heading her way. We are talking ‘The Handsome One’ (Sean) and ‘The Funny One’ (Tom). In addition, there is also ‘The Rich One’ (Peter) but Lily cannot choose between them. Therefore, in the closing chapters, it is down to you ‘the reader’ to decide who wins Lily's heart since there is a fun multiple-choice style ending to the story. Will you pick the boyfriend, the best friend or the boss? Only one problem, she is pregnant so ‘who’s the daddy’.

Beefcake & Cupcakes: Girls' Night Out Never Tasted So Good Contemporary RomCom (BeefCake, Inc. Book 1)

Sugar is sweet, but so is revengeAll Lara Cavallo wants to do is make her bakery business, Cavallo's Cups & Cakes, a success, and be able to stop accepting alimony from her rotten, cheating ex-husband. But first she needs to find her clothes and escape the strange hotel room she wakes up in before she embarrasses herself any further in front the owner of that gorgeous naked keister she spots through the bathroom door. She needs to keep her mind on her cupcakes. She doesn't have time for beefcake, no matter how enticing.Cupcakes are sweet, and so is Lara…All Gage Tomlinson wants is to find a way to help his single-mom sister pay the hospital bills for his six-year-old nephew, badly injured in a hit and run accident. Working construction during the day and as the owner of the exotic male dance troupe BeefCake, Inc. by night doesn't leave much time for indulgence. Too bad the sweetest thing he's seen in ages passes out on him and then takes off before he even gets a nibble. He's got a sweet tooth, and only Lara's "cupcakes" will satisfy him.But when cupcake finally meets beefcake, it's hot enough to melt the buttercream right off the cake.Ingredients:Lara Cavallo, a baker who’s just starting out after a divorce,Gage Tomlinson, a stripper who’s been around the block and needs money for his nephew’s surgery,Cara and Bryan, two best friends who mean well,And Jeff, the ex husband who doesn’t.Mix them all together at the social event of the season and you get one sexy batch of dancing "cupcakes"!

Bex Carter 1: Aunt Jeanie's Revenge (The Bex Carter Series)

Be sure to check out the first book of the Ava G. Chronicles!Bex is growing up! Read about her high school adventures in the hilarious new series, The Bex Carter Dramadies.Book 1 of the Bex Carter Series: Thirteen-year-old Bex Carter has a lot on her plate. Her biggest challenge is living with her Aunt Jeanie. As much as Bex tries to please her aunt, they always seem to butt heads. Sometimes Bex feels as if Aunt Jeanie goes out of her way to make her life miserable. Aunt Jeanie enrolls Bex in a social group called the Silver Roses, a group that's supposed to teach young girls how to be proper ladies, however it turns out to be nothing more than a club for snobs. Bex wants out, but she's made a deal with Aunt Jeanie. Will Bex take a stand against the Silver Roses or will their snobbery rub off on her?#1: Aunt Jeanie's Revenge#2: All's Fair in Love and Math#3: Winter Blunderland#4: The Great "BOY"cott of Lincoln Middle#5: Love, Politics, and Red Velvet Cupcakes#6: So Scandalous#7: My B.F.F. (Bogus Fake Friend)#8: Camp Lie-A-Lot

100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor!

The Funniest Insult Jokes in the World!Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today!100+ funny insults and jokesHilarious insults, comedy, and humorHours of funny jokes and entertainmentWith this MASSIVE collection of funny insult jokes you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full of funny insults is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book.Uses for funny jokes...Can aid in storytellingGreat for conversation startersImproves conversation and social skillsCan make others laugh, smile, and be more playfulCan lighten tense moods and create rapport with othersAre you looking for funny and hilarious insult jokes?You’re so dumb… you thought the Harlem Shake was a drink!LOLYou’re so fat… you fell out of both sides of the bed!HAHAYou’re so poor… you wash your paper plates!LOLYour feet are so big your shoes need license plates!This Hilarious Joke Book has 100+ Funny Insults About...You’re so dumb insultsYou’re so ugly insultsYou’re so fat insultsYou’re so skinny insultsYou’re so poor insultsOther insults…LOL Funny Jokes ClubThe LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all!Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!

Short Funny Rhymes for Kids Ages 4-7: I Can Read Books Level 1-2. Rhyming Humorous Books for Kids. Beginning Reading Books (I Can Read Books & My Funny Books Book 3)

Kids love rhymes because they are fun!Rhyming helps children to notice and work with the sounds in words. They learn to anticipate the rhyming word which prepares them to make predictions, which is another important reading skill.Why did a bee sting me?Why are the dogs funny?The silly hippoWhy is the cat making a lot of noise?Do you have a monster under your bed?Why does the little girl like to go to bed?Why was the boy late for class?.............Teach your children to read using exciting, short rhyming stories. It’s a fun and easy way for them to learn. They’ll love it and so will you! Teach them to read the easy way.

Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb (A Zombie Apocalypse Novel Book 1)

When life gives you lemons, kill zombies -- turns out lemon juice neutralizes the undead.After a failed attempt at running away, best friends Nathan and Misty return home expecting to face angry parents. Instead, they discover the military has destroyed the bridges out of their rural town and everyone's fled--except a small horde of the living dead. The stress of flesh-eating zombies may be more than their already strained relationship can handle.Even with the help of the town geek and lemonade-powered Super-Soakers, there's not enough time to squeeze their way out of this sticky mess. Unless the trio eradicates the zombie infestation, while avoiding the deadly zombie snot, the military will blow the town, and them, to pulp. Their only shot is something with a lot more punch. Something like the Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb. But even if their friendship survives, there's another problem: Someone has to lure the undead into the trap.The reviews are in and Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb is a must read:"I could not put this book down. I really hate reading, but this book I could read 1000 times..." 5-Stars --A kid review from Campermaniac"The entire book is a joy to read, and it's hard to put down, too!" 5-Stars --JJ, Amazon Vine Top 500 Reviewer"Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb is a quick, fun read filled with humour and zombie slaying action that I'm sure all ages will enjoy." --Ken, Paperless Reading Blog"SUPER ZOMBIE JUICE MEGA BOMB was a fun, fast pace, unique read that I look forward to reading more from the author and MUST have a sequel. I would sell a blue smurf for a sequel to this book." 5-Stars --Gothical Book Reviews"The adventure was suspenseful and page turning, mixed with a great deal of humor. It was like reading a book about my sixteen-year-old daughter!" --Jennifer, Goodreads Reviewer"This book was the perfect blend of 'B movie' humor and the zombie gore I love... I loved this book!" 5-Stars --Angela Fristoe, Author of Songbird"The humor is what really caught my attention when I started reading SZJMB, and the action kept me engaged to the end. should engage even the most reluctant of readers." --Manga Maniac Cafe"I read it all in one day. Very rare that I say I couldn't put the book down. I did not sleep until I finished reading it. I'd recommend this book to anyone (above 10 years of age) even if you're not into zombies." 5-Stars --David Santos, author of The Hopeless ChristianticIncludes two free short stories.Print version is approximately 204 pages (40,000 words).Parents note: This book contains no cursing or strong language, and no explicit gore or violence. However, scenes of intense zombie action may be disturbing to younger readers.Punctuation in some reviews may be corrected.

French Travel Memoirs - More Than A Year In Provence - Endless Tour de France Travel: Paris,French Riviera,Cote d'Azur,Bordeaux,Burgundy,French Cuisine

Praise for More Than A Year In Provence “I wish you tremendous success” Guy Kawasaki Author of APE, Enchantment, What The Plus.“Christopher's truly unique adventures cycling the backroads of France are a must read for anyone who's ever dreamed of a French country life. I just hope his sequel will reveal where his paradise village is!” Robert Reid Reid on Travel, Lonley Planet, New York Times“If it's true that travel broadens, this book will give you a 360° view of authentic French Country Life.” Jeff Steiner Americans in France,Live in FranceFRANCE TRAVELPeter Mayle started it all with "A Year in Provence." Inspiring Rick Steves, the Lonely Planet crew and all the France Travel Guidebook creators that were to follow.One guy who was not influenced by these fine folks, was the Author of this book. Simply because, at that time, he didn't know they existed!But not to worry. San Francisco Film Maker Christopher Strong had his own "Tour de France" dream. To spontaneously cycle the French Country backroads. With no fixed itinerary. Tasting the land and the people as well as the food and wine.FRANCE FOR DUMMIES And so finally, after a week of irregular and informal French Lessons from a Dutch friend, with no regard for the niceties of French Grammar, Christopher's French Vocabulary was limited to five words: "hello", "goodbye", "please", "thank you", and the essential "where's the toilet?"FRENCH KISSIn spite of, or perhaps because of his lack of French Language smarts, with no butt saving French Phrasebook, Christopher's first "Tour de France" was a resounding personal success. Even on the French Riviera!FRANCE TRAVEL GUIDE - MORE THAN A YEAR IN PROVENCEInspired by the overwhelming hospitality lavished upon him, Christopher decided to return and film his next adventure. He did. And he continued, year after year. Until finally he had an up close and personal lifestyle/adventure series - "Bicycle Gourmet's Treasures of France." An authentic view of France Today.FRENCH HISTORY After seeing the first results of Christopher's "Tour de France" filming, his friends, not suprisingly, suggested he write a book. Not a book on French Cooking or (shudder) French Diet mind you, but a "behind the scenes" account of his filming adventures. And his many encounters with French Wine.More Than A Year In that book.

Love and Chaos: (Standalone Bad Boy Romance) (Growing Pains Book 4)

From USA Today Bestselling author, Willow Summers, is a hilarious and steamy romance.It was supposed to be easy. Just a quick trip to the wine country to help her good friend, Peter. She never expected to meet his bad boy brother...Muscled, tattooed, and riding a Harley, Jace has Cassie’s heart racing and blood boiling. Struggling to keep her desire on a tight leash, she must do everything she can to keep Peter’s secret. But resisting that dimpled smile is harder than she could’ve ever imagined…A standalone book based on the bestselling Growing Pains series. HEA. No cliffhanger!

Work Wife Balance (Kate King Series Book 1)

'This is well-written, very funny and I raced through it, occasionally squealing in horror at the antics of Kate’s colleagues. It’s also a joy to read about a strong woman with a big job and fiery opinions, a nice antidote to the sugary sweet sort of chick lit.' DAILY MAILKate King is furiously flailing to keep afloat. As her team bicker, finger-point and cheat their way through rumours of sackings and site closures, her ill-tempered husband is becoming increasingly embittered and secretive. Kate knows she must address his petulant question: “Surely there’s more to life than this?” but all her energies are required to dodge the corporate bullets constantly fired in her direction.Under pressure from an attractive, younger colleague, Kate is also concerned by her sudden invisibility to the opposite sex and the alarming appearance of back fat. Disturbingly, beige knitwear has started to call to her from the shelves of M&S.Growing more and more suspicious of her husband’s activities, pressure builds on Kate both at work and at home until her turbulent year reaches its climactic end. Can she continue to balance precariously between work and marriage, or is one end of the scales going to hit the ground with a resounding thud?

Hot Shots FC

This is the first book in the 'stupidly funny' football series, Hot Shots FC. It is for children aimed 6-12 who like football, or being silly, or laughing out loud again and again!It follows the fortunes of Hat Trick Boy, who is selected to join local side Hammers FC. But there is a problem: his friends aren’t picked. So Hat Trick Boy has to choose between his friends and his football, and he makes a mistake. He deserts his friends and decides to join the rather rough Hammers FC. But he doesn't know his friends are about to set up the greatest junior football club ever, Hot Shots FC...

Funny Things: A Joke Book With a Few Sombre Yarns

This is the first joke book in the A Joke Book With a Few Sombre Yarns series – original content throughout. Each book focuses on a particular subject and does a great job of making its author laugh and cry – not bad for a man who knows nothing about comedy or tragedy. Man-made things... Cancel that! Woman-made things... Cancel that! Things and places that are made and arranged by human beings – the author guarantees he will review the status of “human beings” every week, or every day rather, to insure it maintains a satisfactory approval rating – will be the focus of this book. Phew!

101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes

Sex and humor. 101 hilarious and dirty jokes for adults.

Shaye and Grandad's Amazing Flying Machine: Book 1, The ride of a Lifetime. A fun FREE Illustrated Adventure book for Children of all ages.

A STRANGE DREAM ABOUT A GIANT BIRD AND A BICYCLE?A BRILLIANT IDEA LIKE NO OTHER?SOMETHING WONDERFUL THEY MUST KEEP SECRET?Shaye is a normal boy, but there is also something special about him. Something he keeps secret from his friends, he is also a fearless Adventurer.After the most vivid dream William Williamson (Shaye's Grandad) had ever had, he had a BRILLIANT idea.The most crazy idea you could ever imagine. To be the first to build a bird like Flying Machine, and fly it around the world. A Flying Machine with feathers, a tail and wings that flap like a bird. Many have tried and all have failed, but Grandad is determined to succeed, with Shaye's help.But this will not be easy, and it could be dangerous, but Grandad and Shaye know they must build it.Best of all ten year old Shaye will fly it because Shaye has no fear of heights unlike his grandad who gets dizzy standing on a chair.Can they build it?Will it work?Will it even get off the ground?Only time will tell, but they must try.On their journey they meet some weird and wonderful people, and have some fun exciting Adventures.

Confessions of a Queen B* (The Queen B* Book 1)

"Fans of YA will totally get a kick out of McHugh's novel not only because it's funny, but also because the characters are so real." -- RT Book ReviewsWINNER of the NATIONAL READERS CHOICE AWARD for best YA of 2015Alexis Wyndham is the other type of Queen B—the Queen B*tch.After years of being the subject of ridicule, she revels in her ability to make the in-crowd cower via the exposés on her blog, The Eastline Spy. Now that she's carved out her place in the high school hierarchy, she uses her position to help the unpopular kids walking the hallways.Saving a freshman from bullies? Check.Swapping insults with the head cheerleader? Check.Falling for the star quarterback? So not a part of her plan.But when Brett offers to help her solve the mystery of who’s posting X-rated videos from the girls’ locker room, she’ll have to swallow her pride and learn to see past the high school stereotypes she’s never questioned—until now.And don't miss the sequel, The Queen B* Strikes Back, available NOW!

My Wife. His Whore: 15 Super Hardcore Sex Humiliation and Parody Etotic Stories Bundle

My Wife. His Whore.15 Super Hardcore Sex Humiliation and Parody Etotic Stories BundleBy Elliana Amy AdamsContentsAn Orderly Household1Homeowners Association14Dylan's Dungeon49Slavery for Wisha58Sancia and Claire108Karen119Secret's Revealed138Cunt School150My Wife. His Whore.181The Way of Pryx260Melia - A Feminist Learns330Mary gets to meet Sandy439A BDSM experience505I want to have sex with a man516Faye Grows Into It521Faith and the Thai episode567The Lab – Discovery685Steve shows his new ponyboy691

Edge of Glory: A Small Town Sports Romantic Comedy (Friendship, Texas Book 1)

"Welcome to Conti's. I'm Lia and I'll nguhhhhhhhhhhhhh".I froze. Directly facing me was Olympic swimmer, Jay Morningstar… and I just made an idiot of myself.The rest of the table looked up to see me standing there with my mouth practically gaping. His coach, who I recognized from TV interviews, and even two other swimmers from the Olympic team... they didn't say anything, they didn't even blink."Uh… I mean…"I couldn't even put together my words and Jay Morningstar was just staring at me with that Wheaties box smile and those icy blue eyes.What was I supposed to say? Sorry I just made a weird noise, it's just that I have a poster of you on my wall where you are wearing nothing more than your gold medals, a smile, and a pair of man panties?Each book in the Friendship, Texas series is a STANDALONE*Edge of Glory*Rumor Has It*Meet Virginia*Part of Me*The One That Got Away*Something to Talk About*Love Like Crazy

An Unlikely Place for Love (Virginia Collection Book 1)

Kate Tanner is getting more than she bargained for in this "woman disguised as a man" romance. Fleeing from her parents' killers, she disguises herself as Billy Ingram and leaves the big city Virginia life to work on a remote farm out in the middle of nowhere, North Dakota where the handsome, but aloof, Chad Walker hires her as a farmhand. Between trying to prove that she can handle the more demanding farm chores and trying to fit in with the other farmhands, she has her work cut out for her. Then, one morning, Chad discovers she's a woman, so she quickly makes up the excuse that "Billy's" sister, Kate, decided to come by for a visit. That's when things really get interesting. Lacy Montgomery is in love with "Billy" and nothing disgusts the woman. The farmhands are in love with Kate. She's in love with Chad who may or may not love her back. Her brother, the real Billy, shows up and she's forced to don on another female disguise to ward off Lacy altogether. Among the laughter and constant costume changes, Kate might discover that the most unlikely place for love is the perfect place after all.

Not Guilty!: Jonny Jet, Teacher's Pet (Not!). Book 1

Not Guilty! is Book 1 of the series of books, Jonny Jet, Teacher’s Pet (Not!). Jonny is trying his best to avoid detention, but his arch enemy, Jack B, has other ideas. Can he prove that this time, he really is NOT GUILTY!?

Ward of the Flies: A Child Counselor's F*ck-My-Life True Story

Clint Looney baby-sits the insane. To land his dream job in gifted education, Clint needs experience. He takes the only position available: counselor at a summer camp for disturbed children. But school never taught him to handle real-world crazy.To get the job recommendations they need, Clint and his co-workers must wow their A-hole boss. Only the swarming, psychotic, merciless kids stand in their way. From the hick towns of upstate New York to the rampant, muggy forests of the Hudson River Valley, Clint and company match wits with America’s worst young minds. Watch as they scale the treetops, dodge flying poo and chase naked, howling teens through the forest. They wanted a resume builder. They got a marathon of madness. Will they go on to bigger, better lives, or work at camp forever? Can Clint escape the Ward of the Flies?

Taking The Reins (The Rosewoods Book 1)

Readers are calling The Rosewoods books Fun and Addictive. Try out this first book and see why!Brooklyn Prescott (if that's even her real name) is the new girl at The Rosewood Academy for Academic Excellence, now that she's moved back to the States after two years living in London. Rosewood, a boarding school for children of the rich and famous and known for its celebutantes, is missing just one element important to any junior's education: boys. But luckily for Brooklyn, and the rest of the Rosewood girls, there's a boys' boarding school, The Westwood Academy, just a few miles away. On her very first day, Brooklyn meets Will, a gorgeous and flirty boy on campus to help with move in. But is he who she thinks he is? And what about Brady, the cute stable boy? Or Jared, the former child actor with his grown-up good looks who can always make her laugh? As Brooklyn settles in at Rosewood, she's faced with new friends, new challenges and new opportunities to make herself into the girl she always wanted to be. Whoever that might be. Taking The Reins is the first installment of The Rosewoods, an exciting new Young Adult series for readers who love fun, flirty love stories.

Return to Kenya

A mini safari, an uneatable cucumber, a tear an unvitation and the sheer joy of travelling. All the more delicious for being a surprise invitation to Susie's favourite country in the world: her beloved Kenya.International book tours are an unheard-of dream for most authors. But after the ecstatic reception of her safari memoir Safari Ants, Baggy Pants & Elephants, Susie is over the moon to find herself returning to her beloved Kenya to launch the African edition in Africa's largest chain of bookshops, Text Book Centre, Nairobi.Although her surprise trip is a huge success, this is Susie Kelly, and her magical week in Kenya isn't without mishap, even if she does remember her bras this time. 'It does something to you, this infinite space, so tranquil on the surface, yet so teeming with life. You feel at once insignificant and amazing, just for being here. I wanted to hold out my arms and gather it all in, hold it pressed to my heart, never let it go. I wanted to lay it softly between sheets of tissue and put it in a drawer to be brought out and stroked every day. I wanted to bottle it in a crystal jar and place it on a sunny windowsill to be forever in my sight. This magnificent, beautiful country, birthplace of mankind, owner of my heart...'Praise for Susie Kelly's Safari Ants, Baggy Pants & Elephants'I’ve just been on a wonderful safari trip to Kenya! At least that’s how it felt.' Mrs Bloggs Books'One of the best travel books I have read to date. I thoroughly enjoyed reading every drop of it.' – Vine Voice Reviewer'There are a handful of authors who achieve that elusive trick of making you laugh out loud. For me it’s James Herriot, Bill Bryson and Susie Kelly.' – French Entrée Magazine'Susie is a great ambassador for Kenya. The best safari experience you are likely to get, without going on safari!' French Village Diaries'No bras and makeup! I adore reading Susie's books, so full of humour and everyday hiccups!' Goodreads

Dinosaur Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids

Funny & Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes for Kids!Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!This book is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Also available in paperback and audiobook formats!Funny dinosaur jokesExcellent for early and beginner readersHours of fun and entertainment for kids and childrenGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and hilarious dinosaur jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adultsThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of dinosaur and prehistoric jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?A: Get out of the way!HAHA!Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?A: Tyrannosaurus Flex!LOL!Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet!HAHA!Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?A: Bronco-saurus!LOL!Q: What do you get when you cross a bomb and a dinosaur?A: Dino-mite!Funny Dinosaur Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Your prehistoric friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This awesome collection of dinosaur jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about dinosaurs of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on a copy today!

Contaminated Samples

A free sampler containing the outrageous first chapters from Frankie’s three books My Shit Life So Far, Work! Consume! Die! and Scotland’s Jesus. Perfect for when you want to feel deeply offended.MY SHIT LIFE SO FAR: 'I don't think anyone can have written an autobiography without at some point thinking "Why would anyone want to know this shit?" I've always read them thinking "I don't want to know where Steve Tyler grew up, just tell me how many groupies he f**ked!"'So begins Frankie's outrageous, laugh-out loud, cynical rant on life as he knows it.WORK! CONSUME DIE!: Stand-up comedy's favourite pessimist, Frankie Boyle, offers his laugh-out-loud, cynical rant on life as he knows it. He describes your reality as viewed through a bloodshot eye pressed against a shit-smeared telescope, focused on hell.SCOTLAND’S JESUS: Reading Scotland's Jesus should be like being called into the living room by your child shouting that they see a little red dot on the head of a TV newscaster, then riding the white hot bullet through the propaganda circuitry of his or her exploding brain.

Embarrassing True Stories

Have you ever had one of those moments, when something so horribly awkward and embarrassing happens, you just want to crawl in a hole and die?Well, you're not alone.This book is full of those moments. And as terrible as they may be when they happen to you, they're pretty funny when they happen to someone else.

Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes (Funny Yo Momma Jokes Book 1)

Yo Mama Jokes Bible!350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama JokesYo mama is so fat…Yo mama is so skinny…Yo mama is so old…Yo mama is so tall…Yo mama is so short…Yo mama is so stupid…Yo mama is so poor…Yo mama is so ugly…Yo mama is so bald…Yo mama is so hairy…Yo mama is so lazy…Other Yo mama jokes…ALL NEW YO MAMA JOKES!Yo mama is so stupid… she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Dogg’s new song!Yo mama is so fat… she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed!Yo mama is so tall… Shaq looks up to her!Yo mama is so ugly… she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in hot grease!Yo mama is so skinny… when she wears skinny jeans, they look like bell-bottoms!Yo mama is so old… she has an autographed Bible!Yo mama is so short … you can see her feet on her driver’s license!Yo mama is so hairy… that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!Yo mama is so fat… she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad!Yo mama is so stupid… she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth!Yo mama is so old… her memory is in black and white!Yo mama is so poor… she put a Happy Meal on layaway!Yo mama is so ugly… she’s the reason blind dates were invented!Yo mama is so short… she can use a sock for a sleeping bag!Yo mama is so bald… you can see what’s on her mind!Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. LaughingThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of yo mama jokes!WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!

Murder At The Grotto: A Bella Tyson short story

All crime writer Bella Tyson wants to do is finish her Christmas shopping in peace at the exclusive London department store, Harridges. But when she sneaks into the store's world famous Santa's Grotto, she discovers something nasty under the Christmas tree...

Mouse Jokes!: Funny Mouse Jokes for Kids (Funny Jokes for Kids)

Funny Mouse Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about mice! Also includes vibrant and cute illustrations for early readers.KINDLE UNLIMITED & AMAZON PRIME can read this book for FREE!Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny mouse joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Special Note: The illustrations in the book are optimized for a vivid and colorful experience in e-readers, tablets, phones, and computers!Jokes from this funny book...Q: How does a mouse feel after taking shower?A: Squeaky clean!HAHA!Q: How did the mouse make gold soup?A: She puts in 14 carrots!LOL!Q: Why do mice have long tails?A: Because they would look funny with long legs!HAHA!Q: How do mice celebrate a new home?A: Mouse warming party!LOL!Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?A: When it is raining cats and dogs!HAHA!Funny and hilarious mouse jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersVery colorful and cute illustrations for viewingHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudBONUS INCLUDED! --> FREE Membership to Uncle Amon's Book Club!This funny joke book is full of hilarious mouse jokes! These funny jokes will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about mice and rodents will have you rolling in laughter for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get the hilarious joke collection!100% Money Back GuaranteeTags: funny mouse jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, mouse, mice, cheese, rodents, mouse book, mice jokes book, ebook, mouse books, funny, mouse jokes, animal book, animal books for kids, animal books for children, animal jokes, ebooks, cheese jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, chicken books, baby mouse, cheese, books for kids, mice, childrens book, mouse books, mouse books, funny, haha, funny mouse jokes, joke book, funny book, joke books, hilarious, lol, funny joke book, book about mouse, kindle book, kindle ebook, jokes online, comedy, mouse books for kids, mice, mouse, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, laughing, kids comedy

Soul Love: A Day In The Life (Soul Love Series Book 0)

Seven people, twenty-four hours... shall we get acquainted?From the author of the brilliant "SHOOTING STAR" series, comes a new drama - "SOUL LOVE"Jimmy is out of luck and out of work but he has love in his soul. He's been knocked to the canvas so many times he's lost count, but he refuses to stay down.With friends he can rely on, his trusty camera and a lust for living, Jimmy's life is about to take a detour.Victoria is rich, privileged, and bored. She constantly clashes with her powerful and unloving father. Her mother is distant and self-absorbed. Love, in her aristocratic family, is just another four-letter word. She has everything—apart from the one thing she craves, yet fears, most of all.Advantage and disadvantage are on a collision course. For Jimmy and Victoria, the end is just the beginning.Seven people – one day - because you'll see everything in a different light."This was a fantastic read, I highly recommend it. I love looking at people through Simon Northouse's eyes. He has a great sense of humor with an underlying thread of irony.""Beautifully written, and brimming with realism and humour. This new group of diverse characters has already ensnared me and I am slavering to read the next book in the series.""It’s 1983, a very hard time politically and sociologically in Great Britain. Into this mess of a world, we are introduced to nine memorable characters with snippets of their lives: from the privileged to those financially skint we see them all circle around Jimmy- the photographer. How will their lives change?…for better…for worse…stay the same?""After loving my way through the Shooting Star series, my opinion was that Simon Northouse should be bottled and sold in supermarkets everywhere. I take it back. He should just be sold EVERYWHERE!""The Soul Love series has kicked off with a bang... can barely wait for the follow-up books!"From the author of the successful SHOOTING STAR series, a brand new saga - SOUL LOVE.SOUL LOVE SERIES Prequel: Soul Love – A Day In The LifeBook 1: Love Is The GoalBook 2: Love On A Roll

Love Love

**AMAZON BESTSELLER**Gabrielle Willis is smart. She's funny. And oh yes, she's a bit klutzy.When Gabrielle left sunny California bound for the energy of Manhattan, she was willingly leaving the life she had known for the new life she would create. But was she really leaving something behind or was she running away?On the outside, Gabrielle Willis has it all under control. A new life in Manhattan, a great roommate, and a good job. But she is haunted. Haunted by a memory she's tried to forget and by a family who's abandoned her. But what happens when what's on the outside is only an illusion and in perfect contradiction to what's buried deep within?Enter Dane Rhodes. He's gorgeous, smart, and sexy as hell. Just what Gabby wants, or so she thinks. But when she meets Brad Dixon, the sweet guy with the crooked smile, he begins to make her see that the very thing she is trying to run from is the very thing that just may push her to see the light.**This book contains mature language and sexual content and is only recommended for readers 17 and older. Chick lit with a quirky heroine and emotion.

The Sparrow (The Returned Series)

In Jason Mott’s haunting and unforgettable debut novel, The Returned, an impossible miracle is occurring all across the globe.This is Part 2 in the exciting and much anticipated prequels to Jason Mott’s The Returned.Praise for Jason Mott–‘With fine craftsmanship and a deep understanding of the human condition, Jason Mott has woven a tale that is in turns tragic and humorous and terrifying’ – Eowyn Ivey, Author of The Snow Child –‘Fantastically readable’ – The Times–‘Could be the next Lovely Bones’ – Entertainment Weekly–‘Fantastically readable’ – The Times–‘Gripping’ – Shortlist–'Mott tackles some big themes here, especially the vagaries of spirituality, and scores with one of the most emotionally resonant works in many seasons' – Essence Magazine–'It will…make you question what it means to be human and what you'd do in a similar situation' – The Sun–'Get in early before the hype begins' – Star Magazine–'The Returned transforms a brilliant premise into an extraordinary and beautifully realized novel. My spine is still shivering from the memory of this haunting story. Wow.' -Douglas Preston, #1 bestselling author of The Monster of FlorenceThis is the beginning of the ReturnedPart 1 – The FirstPart 2 – The SparrowPart 3 – The ChoiceThe Returned

Menopause - I'm SO Over It

In this humorous take on the subject, find out why Laurie would rather walk down Main Street wearing her underwear outside her pants than juggle multiple menopause symptoms for one more day. Get a laugh out of her rant attacks, quizzes, songs, poems, and more. You can find something funny even in the midst of the misery often associated with menopause. Use this handy e-book when you want to laugh instead of cry about this challenging stage of life.

Funny Stories for Kids: Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner: A Star Wars Parody

In a galaxy ravaged by tyranny, planets are destroyed at the push of a button and empires are brought down by farm boys and scoundrels. Dark Zader was one of the most powerful men in the galaxy, but when he threw his emperor down a shaft, he found himself without a job.Living with his kids and down on his luck, he finds that he only has one solution, beg for his old job back from the very emperor he thought he'd killed.Read as this family of rebel scum scrambles to prepare a dinner fit for an emperor in the most ridiculous culinary experience ever.Double the excitement.Triple the laughs.Paintbrush illustrations.This is...Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner

Flushed: A funny short story (The Meantime Stories Book 1)

"I was unable to stop reading this absurd and awfully seductive tale of power, politics and poo. Most highly recommended." -Readers' Favorite (5/5 STAR REVIEW)During a summit, the President faces his biggest challenge yet: A clogged toilet. What’s the man to do? Leave the bathroom and say nothing on the matter? Or, take matters into his own hands?THE MEANTIME STORIES is a funny short read series that draws inspiration from Terry Pratchett, Monty Python, and Douglas Adams, drenched in Nordic Noir (human folly, plentiful abrupt deaths, snappy dialogue, quirky deep thoughts, and absurd outcomes). It’s glittering darkness, and clouded light.Each story is a stand-alone, ready to be enjoyed when you yearn for 30 minutes of wacky, brainy, and laugh-out-loud entertainment. Longing for surprises, unexpected twists, and silliness with an edge? Look no further, because in the Meantime, anything can happen!

Funniest Valentines Day Jokes For Kids: A Collection of Hilarious Valentines Jokes For Kids

A Fun and Interactive Valentine's Day Joke Book for Boys and Girls of all ages! Great for family and kid friendly activities on Valentine's day. Also makes a great gift for kids on Valentine's Day! Features Knock, Knock Jokes and funny riddles that will keep kids entertained!

Terrifying Times Tables: 6 X 7 =42 12 X 5 =60 3 x 4 =12 7 x 8 =56 (Times Table Time & Rhyme Book 2)

Learn your times tables in a matter of weeks! 'Terrifying Times Tables' is a book full of catchy, humorous rhymes to help all children LEARN and ENJOY their times tables, AND will make it a CHILLING & THRILLING EXPERIENCE!! (Age 6+) Recommended by teachers, pupils and parents. Exciting themes include: sky diving, paint-balling, surfing, an alien invasion, a shark attack and there's even one about 'FORTNITE'! Read aloud with friends and family! Hours of FUN... and... LEARNING! The book has been developed by Christopher Davies, a primary teacher with over 25 years experience of teaching maths and helping pupils to achieve well at their SATs. The rhymes will help your child to learn their times tables using a fun, more informal method. Each rhyme (linked to a particular times table) tells a story and this will help your child to internalise and memorise the number pattern more quickly and will also help them to develop faster recall of their multiplication facts. This selection of rhymes all have an exciting theme of danger and of being a slightly scared or even terrified! Hence the title of the book. They will certainly grab your child's attention and give them an entertaining and rewarding reading and maths experience. Reading the rhymes together (with a parent, grandparent, teacher or sibling) will definitely add to the learning experience. The author gives details of how to maximise the learning potential of the rhymes in a short section at the front of the book. He also includes timed activities and challenges at the back of the book to encourage the children to test their times table progress and become a 'Terrifying Times Table Champion'! This book is the second in the series, 'Times Table Time and Rhyme'. The first in the series, has proved very popular with students, parents and teachers and is currently being used in schools across the UK. Look out for the next one in the series which has a football theme.

Episode Bad Love: A Romance Novel, Alpha Male Insta Love Series (Medical Billionaires Series Book1)

Romance Book "Bad Love" Alpha Male Insta Love Series by Best Selling Author Lauren Snow! PROMO for LIMITED timeBad LoveTrey Frances (32) is the incredibly good-looking, but spoiled and fickle heir of a prominent real estate tycoon. He’s got a bit of a temper on him. But that hardly gets in the way of him charming the panties off of women he comes across. His spell works on most ladies. Others, not so much. And Rheese Armitage (28) falls in the second category. Rheese is a no-nonsense, laser-focused junior college student who is concerned about one thing and one thing only: becoming a doctor. She’s interning at Durham-Nguyen General Hospital while waitressing at a local bistro to get through school and make ends meet. The doctors she shadows praise her for her hard work. She’s thriving and getting along well with the patients she’s assigned. That is until the suave, assertive Trey Frances winds up under her care after a nasty bar brawl. A broken rib, a split brow and a black eye were the souvenirs he brought with him. While he’s being nursed back to health, Trey gives Rheese a hard time, truly testing her patience. He makes several passes at her which she boldly denies. She’s iron clad. There is no getting through to her it seems. But when she ends up on the verge of getting evicted from her place, she melts into the most vulnerable thing there ever was. She doesn’t want to ask for help. But Trey is worth billions and he’s just within arm’s reach. All she has to do is ask. You’re too pretty to be so uptight, he says. I know you’ve got something heavy on your mind. Just talk to me.Trey’s words make her cave. She tells him everything. And to her surprise, he offers to help. But what are the are condition? he tells her there are.Rheese’s heart races. What is he going to ask me to do?Free Books and more updates >>> <<< Discount Promo Limited Time

A Lonely Dog on Christmas

Christmas Day is fast approaching. For Beckham, the family bulldog, it means just another year of being ignored while chaos and mayhem reign throughout the house. In this holiday short story full of laughter and family dysfunction, Beckham narrates an ill-conceived plan to create an unforgettable landmark moment in order to reclaim the spotlight as the center of attention. As the extended family gathers to make merry and observe their annual tradition, Beckham has another idea in mind to celebrate and make it a day to remember. A Lonely Dog on Christmas is not intended for children and contains language unsuitable for young readers. 

State employees: Employees and their struggle for life. (English Book 44)

Ironic tales by Arduino Rossi  On the cover painted in acrylic on canvas by Arduino Rossi. Foreword by the author. There is a widespread opinion that considers the workers of the Public Administration to be gray and lacking in initiative.There is nothing more wrong: there is no state that does not consider itself wasted on its employment and does not dream of another activity.The most ardent supporters of independent work nestle in the quietest social category for the security of the place:there are never toga lawyers, merchants without a shop and writers without a publisher.They are people who most of all want to throw themselves into the fray of existence and aspire to free profession.In the dusty archives, among piles of papers and in "glorious" old buildings, there are beings full of hopes, fears and regrets, ready to risk their careers for the illusion that has always been cultivated in their hearts, they would also throw their most good precious, the fixed and safe place.I wrote twenty-one stories certainly similar to hundreds, perhaps thousands, of real events.I do not claim to have represented the complex and varied world of Public Employment: the characters described are typical, each office has at least one, but they have their own uniqueness.They are children of my imagination and no one can claim any resemblance: they live and walk because my mind has generated them. 1) The clerk;2) The writer ;3) The arrival;4) The lawyer;      5) The sportswoman;      6) The manager's lover;      7) The vain;           8) The naive,      9) The fox;10) The lazy;11) The incorruptible;  12) The Idealist;  13) The artist;14) The bungler;15) Career as a state executive;16) The God of the East;17) The classy lady;18) The recommended;19) Seductive profession;20) The scientist;21) Born to trade.

Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids

100+ Funny and Hilarious Dog Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in storytelling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about dogs and puppies.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny dog joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Also available in paperback and audiobook formats!Jokes from this funny book...Q: Where do you usually find lost dogs?A: It all depends on where you lose them!HAHA!Q: What kind of dog sniffs out flowers?A: A bud hound!LOL!Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?A: A jolly collie!HAHA!Q: What kind of dog is a human's best friend?A: Palmation!LOL!Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in the front yard?A: Put him in the backyard!HAHA!Q: Why did the dog run in circles?A: Because it is not that easy to run in squares!Funny Dog Jokes for Kids!The Funniest Dog Jokes for in the World! (Clean Jokes for Children)100+ funny dog and puppy jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudThis funny joke book is full of funny dog and puppy jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about dogs and puppies will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on this funny joke book!

Funny Feckin' Irish Jokes: Humorous Jokes About Everything Irish...sure tis great craic!

Do you Like funny feckin’ Irish jokes? Well then, you’ve come to the rite place! In this humorous eBook the author has made an epic collection of the funniest Irish jokes, from the popular kerryman jokes to the timeless Paddy Irishman jokes this eBook will have you in stitches! This book is a must for anyone intending to visit Ireland or for the many Irish diaspora abroad wanting to reconnect with their Irish humour. Did ya hear the one about the Irish boomerang?It doesn’t come back it just sings songs about how much it wants to!What do you call an Irishman who’s been dead for 50years? PeatHow do you get an Irishman on the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the houseWhat do you call a Kerryman under a wheelbarrow? A mechanicPaddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns around to them and says; "What is this, some kind of joke?" Warning: Contains funny feckin’ Irish Jokes!Grab your copy today!Also available in paperback!

Easter Cookie: A Frenemies to Lovers Romantic Comedy (A Year In Love Book 1)

Sinful weekends in Vegas have never been this fun.NatalieThinking outside the box has gotten my business to the top. Few companies can put together an event with the jaw-dropping quality I deliver. I'll be damned if I let Mr. Stephen Know-it-All Clark steal this potential client from me. We might have this 'frenemies with benefits' thing going, but I'll outbid his proposal and kick his perfect behind without breaking my stride.Or my designer stilettos.All I've got to do is not get distracted by his rippling six-pack.That should be easy.Right?Yeah, right.SteveGetting the Sexy & Sinful Spa & Resort account is the difference between expanding or filing for bankruptcy. My partner has just visited the resort. She made personal connections with the general manager and brought back invaluable suggestions. We've put together the perfect proposal and a killer presentation. What could go wrong?Famous last words.All I've got to do is not get distracted by Ms. Natalie Todeschini. Too bad her curves have been my downfall since high school.Too darn distracting.That should be easy.Right?Yeah, right.What if what happens in Vegas doesn't stay there?Download today the first installment in this delicious new series and find out if Natalie and Steve survive Easter weekend in Sin City.Easter Cookie - Book #1 in the brand-new A Year in Love Series. Sexy Romantic Comedy stories that will have you curl your toes and split your side._________________________________Check out these other books by USA Today bestselling author Liz Gavin:Knight’s Edge Series – Rock Star romanceTristanNoahAidanDukeKnight's Edge Collection - 4 full-length novels in one boxed setLuck Series – Suspenseful RomanceLuck of the IrishSt. Patrick’s LuckSexy & Sinful Series - Steamy Contemporary RomanceOur Valentine (Reverse Harem)A Year in Love - Steamy Short StoriesEaster CookieCookie WarsFirecracker CookieThankful Cookie – coming out in November 2020Highland Celts Series – Fantasy RomanceCeltic Fire

101+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: Hilarious and Funny Jokes

101+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes for KidsJoke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with these funny knock knock jokes. With silly jokes and hilarious laughs, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home and school!101+ funny knock knock jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny jokes from this book...Knock knock!Who’s there?Icy!Icy who?Icy you! Open this door!Knock knock!Who’s there?Alfred!Alfred who?Alfred the dark! Open the door!Knock knock!Who’s there?Juno!Juno who?Juno how long I’ve been waiting out here?Knock knock!Who’s there?Athena!Athena who?Athena funny movie the other day!Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)This funny joke book is full of hilarious knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Phosky and Reedox: Life As a Human Red Blood Cell

How about a humorous look at life on a microscopic level within the human body. I'm talking about the cellular level stuff! Ever wonder what it's like? Well here's your chance to observe it.

Drive, Ride, Repeat: The Mostly True Account of a Cross-Country Car and Bicycle Adventure

Author Al Macy is a character and a tightwad with a unique sense of humor. He and his wife squirreled away enough money to retire early, do interesting things, and take unusual trips. As he puts it:“Every day I wake up with nothing to do, and by the end of the day, I've only gotten half of it done.”During his working life, Macy was a neuroscientist, computer game programmer, jazz trombonist, chef, CEO, piano player, clam digger, and technical writer.The book is a journal of a car/bicycle/camping trip from California to St. Louis and back, but Macy promises that “if it starts sounding like one of your brother-in-law’s boring slide shows, I will stop this book, and we’ll turn around and go home. I mean it.”Interspersed with the journal chapters, you'll find thought-provoking life tips, stories from the past, and descriptions of Al's wacky inventions. You’ll hear poignant anecdotes about what happened when doctors discovered a golf-ball-sized tumor in his wife’s brain and how everything they owned burned.Here's an example of one of those chapters:Chapter 47 - Puking in a ThunderstormHere’s a mishap that illustrates the saying “You’re on an adventure when you wish you were home wishing you were on an adventure.”In 1982, Lena and I were visiting her folks in Sweden, and we went on a ryggsäcksfotvandringtur. To speak Swedish, all you do is take a bunch of English words, screw around with them, and squeeze them together. For example, in the big word in the last sentence, the only real foreign part is “rygg” which refers to one’s back. Other than that it’s just “Back - sack - foot - wandering - tour,” meaning “wandering around on foot with a pack on your back,” or “backpacking.”Apparently we have 1,019,729.6 words in English (.6 really?). In Swedish, the total depends on how you count them. Is "ryggsäcksfotvandringtur” one word, or just five words stuck together? Most Swedish dictionaries have around a half-million entries, but if you count words that are Velcroed together, it has many more.Speaking of Velcro, it was discovered when Georges de Mestral went for a fotvandringstur, and noticed the burrs that stuck to his pants. The word “Velcro” was added to our dictionary in the year nineteen something-or-other. I’ve learned that the phrase “Velcro forehead” refers to the overly dramatic gesture of tilting your head back and holding the back of your wrist against your forehead (”Oh, woe is me!”). Can you tell that I’m worried that this chapter is too short, and I am desperately looking for stuff to add?So anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah, Lena and I were on a short backpacking trip in the mountains of sweden. On our route to the more desolate sections, we passed houses that had sod growing on the roof. And when I say sod, I don’t mean the neat, well-mowed stuff you buy at the nursery. I mean long messy grass, other small plants, cuckoo birds, and gophers. And these weren’t museum displays put up for tourists, people were really living in these things. It’s where we get the saying “People who live in sod houses should throw stones, but no stones from the roof, please.”This was a great place to foot wander, but when we were the farthest from the car, Lena got sick (really sick), and both Lena and the heavens opened up at the same time. It gave me a case of Velcro forehead, and my main memory of that trip is of continually taking tiny plastic snack bags of vomit out and dumping them in the streams of water surrounding the tent.Luckily Lena’s Scandinavian constitution won out over the bugs, and the next morning she was all better and ready to drag me home, out of the wilderness. So, we had a general good time despite the puking adventure.If that kind of humor appeals to you, you need to buy this book. And if you're still on the fence, please use the Look Inside feature or download a free sample to your Kindle.

Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves: A Crudely Fractured Fairy Tale (Funny Stories for Kids Book 1)

What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it.Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This eBook is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to read it. Download "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves" now!**Note: This story is not for babies. It can be crude and has jokes about butts, poo, and drunk people. It also has a bit of cartoony violence. There is no swearing or sexual activity. If this story had an MPGG rating it would probably be PG, and may be comparable to a modern episode of the Simpsons.**

The Best of Laugh Yourself Silly Jokes for Kids Sampler: Children's Juvenile Humor Ages 6-14 Riddles Knock-Knock Jokes

LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY is just what this book will do to readers, with a ton of jokes and hysterical illustrations, there's something for every kid ages 6-14! This 70-page book features samples from some of the best jokes from each book in the series: jokes for kids, knock-knock, spooky, sports, school, holidays, animals, food, funny situations & more, Plus--new, original jokes you won't find in other joke books! Sign up at the author's website,, to get the full book - free! Get info about upcoming titles in the series.

Risking it All: The Rosewoods - A Short Story

Things are not going well for Brady Fleming, Rosewood equestrian coach and Olympic hopeful. Thanks to a careless fall off his horse, he is now on crutches - out of training and a job. Not to mention he’s had to promise Brooklyn he’ll back off so they could be just friends, which is the last thing he wants. The worst part is he knows she’s into him too; she’s as much as admitted it. And that kiss… There is no denying their chemistry after that kiss at the costume dance. But he can’t date a student and he balked when she asked him if he was willing to risk it all to be with her. Now that his job and training are on hold, his outlook has changed and he’s beginning to realize what really matters and what he wants from his life.Maybe that girl who showed up on campus and turned his heart inside out is worth risking everything for after all.Read Risking it All, a short story from Brady’s perspective, in preparation for Making Ripples, The Rosewoods book 6 which releases in January 2015!

Warped: A funny short story (The Meantime Stories Book 3)

"It has to be the funniest, wackiest tale I have read in a long time." -Readers' Favorite (5/5 STAR REVIEW)In this wacky and hilarious sci-fi spoof, Captain Lisa Henderson and her 3,500 passengers on the commuter spaceship Agatha X are stuck inside a wormhole. Their safe return home may depend upon a cinnamon roll.THE MEANTIME STORIES is a funny short read series that draws inspiration from Terry Pratchett, Monty Python, and Douglas Adams, drenched in Nordic Noir (human folly, plentiful abrupt deaths, snappy dialogue, quirky deep thoughts, and absurd outcomes). It’s glittering darkness, and clouded light.Each story is a stand-alone, ready to be enjoyed when you yearn for 30 minutes of wacky, brainy, and laugh-out-loud entertainment. Longing for surprises, unexpected twists, and silliness with an edge? Look no further, because in the Meantime, anything can happen!

100 Best Jokes: Family Edition

One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !Have fun and laugh!

Art For Everyone : Humorous Poems for Adults

Funny, thoughtful, and anarchic. Bert Smith writes about everyday things and bigger societal issues with the same fearless disregard for conventional wisdom.A little gem of a book – Bert's Mum.Great fun, but I've told him to get a proper job – Bert's Dad.★ Interview with the AuthorQ - Do you have any unusual writing habits?A – I write all the time. I could be sat on a train then start writing something off the top of my head, usually in the notes on my phone. I also enjoy writing in the bath.Q – Where do you get your ideas from?A – I wake up in the early hours of the morning with random ideas buzzing around in my head, so, I write them down and come back to them later. I also get ideas from conversations with friends, films, and listening to people speak in the supermarket! This book has poetry about art, poems about brothers, poetry about the sea, a poem about a serial killer's drawers, spray tans, etc… I have lots of weird and wonderful ideas.Q – Why should readers give this book a try?Because it's interesting, funny, and doesn't take itself too seriously.You don't have to be into Da VinciRaphael or Van Goghsunflowers aren't for everyone believe me I knowmaybe you appreciate a poem or verseyou may even appreciate Banksy's mural of a nurseyou can find art anywhere if you look closely enoughin the design of a caran unmade bedor a designer shirtyou could produce a piece of artas individual as your thoughtsput it down on paper or scrawl a wall in chalkan outlet for the mind is good for mental healthit serves as a distraction from the chaos in the worldI wouldn't be surprised if there's a piece of art in youit could be a drawinga sculptureor a collage stuck with glue✓ Give this unique collection of poetry a try today.

The Noble Guardian (FREE PREVIEW) (The Bow Street Runners Trilogy Book 3)

FREE EXTENDED PREVIEW A Cross-Country Trip through Regency England Brings Intrigue, Rogues, and High Adventure  The must-read conclusion to Michelle Griep’s Bow Street Runners Trilogy: Life couldn’t be better for Abigail Gilbert—but it’s been a long time coming. Having lived with a family who hated her, love is finally within reach. Abby sets off on a journey across England to marry one of the most prestigious gentleman bachelors in the land—until highwaymen upset her plans and threaten her life.   Horse patrol captain Samuel Thatcher arrives just in time to save Abby. But to him she’s simply another victim in a job he’s come to despise. Tired of the dark side of humanity, he intends to buy land and retire.   Abby pleads with him to escort her on the rest of her journey. He refuses until she offers him the thing he desperately needs to achieve his goal: money. Delivering her safely will earn him more than enough to settle into a quiet life. So begins an impossible trek for the cynical lawman and the proper lady. Each will be indelibly changed by the time they reach her betrothed, if they don’t kill one another first—or fall in love.

Dog Humor: A Funny Little Book For Dog People

Dog cartoons, comics, jokes, funny top 10 lists, dog trivia and weird facts.The perfect book for dog lovers!"Oliver Gaspirtz is funnier than my dog."-Ray Lesser, Funny Times"With both wit and wisdom, Oliver Gaspirtz has a knack for capturing the joys and idiosyncrasis of pet ownership."-Donna L. Marcel, Dog World

Sweet Rivals, Hate You, Love You ( Book 1) - An Enemies-To-Lovers Small-town Romance

A Mya Grey's new young adult clean romance. You will fall in love with this second chance  sweet small-town romance. From  enemies to lovers. Can a childhood rivalry revive their passion after so many years apart? You can hate somebody with a passion, but passion comes in many forms. Noah Snipe lives the life of a brazen man riddled with over-confidence -and why shouldn’t he, with such suave brown hair and daring green eyes.Noah and Lexi hated each other with a passion. Unbeknownst to the two, passion comes in many forms. Their rivalry starts with toy mishap in the sandpit as children. As the pair grows, it becomes a habit to get under each other’s skin, to battle, to slump and thrive at the hand of one another’s competition, until she kissed him a week before graduation ..and said it was a mistake.  8 years later....Out of nowhere, she came smacking into him. Now that rigid but pretty face stared at him from every angle of his mind. It seeped into his brain and he couldn’t think of anything else.  This time, Noah will make sure nothing can come between the two of them .. except ..  WARNING: CLIFFHANGER IN THE END

Sam - The Busker's Dog: Tales of a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, his family and friends

An entertaining and humorous read for any dog lover. This is a light-hearted story of a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, his quirks and foibles, some of his canine friends, and his adventures out on the streets with his disabled busking master. Illustrated with over 150 photographs. The book is written in the dog's voice from a dog's eye view of the world - from Christmas to bus rides, from swimming to sleeping, from walkies to human quirks. It also explores the interesting Cavalier King Charles Spaniel breed of dog, as well as giving insights into life as a street musician.

Terribly Good Dad Jokes: All New 2020 Punniest Joke Book Ever

This Joke Book makes a great gift for your dad or maybe you want to buy it for yourself on your next Thanksgiving. The, Terribly Good Dad Jokes,  All-New 2020 punniest joke book ever will always make you laugh out loud.With From: __________ on the cover to make the perfect gift from youPlus space to write a personalized dedication to your dad on page one.So, What are you wait for! Scroll up and click on Buy Button to start dropping the DADJOKES bomb on the next family round table.

Fat Boy

Way out west, in the tumbling greens of England, something’s going down. Two boys attempt an escape from the clutches of their poisonous parents… A good policeman fights to sidestep the corruption that blows like hellfire down his neck… A calamitous filmmaker and her witless lead actor scramble desperately to overcome their mucky pasts and make a Hollywood hit… A trio of nude-nutted nasties thrash their way through the picturesque countryside, collecting debts but finding more than they expected… Then there’s Captain Grubbe: the eminent, manipulative and falsely titled antichrist. He hosts a spectacular annual Christmas party, and this year’s is set to be even more extraordinary than usual.Fat Boy is a treacherously fictitious rhapsody, taking a tongue-in-cheek look at the best and the worst of humanity and treating it with the disrespect it deserves - love and hate, corruption and extortion, car chases, gunfights and high jinks, all set against the green and pleasant landscapes of the English countryside. It is ludicrous. It is raucous. It is a modern classic."Fat Boy really was something else; refreshing, different and quintessentially British. I will certainly be following this author with some interest in the future." - Grant Leishman, Readers’ Favorite"The best thing about this book is the descriptions the author employs to create character and scene. It is so scrumptious that I found myself lost in its delicacy and sad when it had gone." - Nicole Howard, Writer's Digest

Travels From Heart and Home: Welcome to a travel writer's world

Veteran travel writer Jules Brown – author of numerous Rough Guides – welcomes you to his world in this snapshot sample of a travel writer's life. From Africa to Australia, via Canada, Italy, Iceland and more, Jules embarks on a search for heart and home that's at once adventurous, hilarious and heartwarming. In nine beautifully written tales he sets off on his first ever Rough Guides trip to Scandinavia, goes husky-sledding in Canada and seeks out his namesake Julius Caesar in Rome. On the way he follows in the footsteps of his one-of-a-kind father – oh, and he also eats a puffin and crash-lands in Iran. Join the journey and enjoy the trip of a travel writer's lifetime.

Big Book of Nonsense Part 1

Jam-packed with the very best nonsense rhymes and tricky tongue-twisters, this wonderfully exuberant collection contains quirky, color illustrations from Colin West and lashings of his wildly wacky verse! With sections such as 'Moments with Monsters' and 'Curious Creatures' this brilliant book features poems and wordplay to satisfy nonsense-lovers everywhere!

The Halfshaft Games: humorous fantasy (Fantasy-Humour Series Book 3)

Humorous fantasy from the author of "Slave-Girls and Amazons" and "Cave-Trolls and Amazons".The Games have commenced. A contest of strength, of courage, of the sheer will to survive, all televised for the amusement of the viewers back at home. Pursued through the Forest by a motley collection of trolls, witches, Amazons and amorous dwarfs, Halfshaft the befuddled wizard (proud possessor of two different spells) runs for his life. His only companion is Cherry, his narcissistic team-mate, whose principal achievement is proving that you don't need music to twerk. Together, they attempt to survive against all the Games can throw at them. Which is difficult, in a wizard's robes and sandals. Colourful humorous fantasy/parody for adults.

Cave-Trolls and Amazons: humorous fantasy (Fantasy-Humour Series Book 2)

Two cobbled-together armies square up across the Forest battlefield, ranks of trolls and wizards lining up against a host of witches, Sirens and Amazons. But they are fighting a war neither side can hope to win.Only a handful of people stand between them and oblivion, each of whom has problems of their own.Halfshaft, a failed wizard, enlists the help of a gigantic cave-troll in his quest, but his hopes of saving the world are severely dented when he discovers his "ferocious" companion has a lucky handkerchief.Takina, a blonde Amazon in the tiniest of fur bikinis, has been abducted by trollesses and set to reluctant work at a desert sex-slave market. But when the camp is besieged, she suspects that she may have bitten off more than she can swallow.Rod, whose dearest wish is to get back down the pub before last orders, has been co-opted on to a small but select band of witches' donkeys. But even with the help of the wizard and the Amazon, he discovers that it is hard to be heroic with a witch in the saddle."Cave-Trolls and Amazons" is a colourful and imaginative quest-fantasy romp, stuffed full of humour, adventure and squirrel-skin bikinis. Sheer unbridled escapism from the author of "Slave-Girls and Amazons".

The Ridiculously Divine Comedy: A Sample of True Tall Tales

Laugh-Out-Loud Faith!Looking for tall tales to tickle your funny bone and encourage you in God's purpose and calling? Then you will love this ebook-only sample of true stories from actor and comedian Torry Martin! Whether dealing with pythons in South Africa, Toto the puppet in Seattle, or reindeer in Alaska, Torry shares his blunders and the life lessons they've taught him along the way. This selection of comical adventures from his books Of Moose and Men and The Call of the Mild promises laughter and inspiration, all while pointing you toward a loving, present, and personal God. Enjoy these true Torry tales in The Ridiculously Divine Comedy! "Torry is a man full of adventure with a heart for each being he finds in his path, fueled by his keen desire for God."- Tosca Lee, New York Times bestselling author

A Very Foggy Christmas

I am Morten Astley Fogarty – insurance complaint handler, part-time barista and all-round entertainer. My career at the Perypils call centre has really taken off since my colleagues all voted for me to leave the team and transfer to complaints; I was chuffed to bits at being chosen! I love helping our customers resolve their concerns and as I’ve only received three death threats so far, I’m clearly doing something right.On Sundays, I work with an extremely talented Chef, Joe, who trained under the calming influence of Gordon Ramsay. Joe’s party-trick is to hurl his bread knife through the kitchen hatch towards my head. He always deliberately misses, of course; we do have such fun!My girlfriend, Myra, is a wonderful actress and our director has tried her in lots of different positions. I know Myra is desperate to secure a leading part in our Christmas production, The Wizard of Oz and she has been scouring eBay for ruby slippers in size 9. Let’s hope she continues to satisfy the director!

The (Not) Very Good Advice Book on Life: This Book is Filled with Wisdom that Will (Won't) Change Your Life

The worst advice book ever! Don't read this! It'll make you stupider!

Foggy's Blog

I am Morten Astley Fogarty – call centre worker and all-round entertainer. Although I have an extremely rewarding career answering the phones at Perypils Insurance (customers are always telling me what a total brick I am), my ambition is to perform on the stage. I am, after all, named after two of the greatest singers of the 1980’s.I often duet with my girlfriend Myra, who has a fantastic singing voice too. She has asked me to consider a three-way, so if I can find the right person to perform with us, we might even become the next Earth, Wind and Fire!My colleagues are a wonderful bunch and are always doing little things to brighten my day. Only yesterday, I returned from lunch to find they’d re-arranged the letters O, K, N, B on my keyboard. We do have such fun! I am delighted to share my incredible life with you via my amazing blog.

I fancied you until I saw you yawn

A collection of short, dark and spectacularly funny poetry that explores an alternative view of modern life. From using the cash machine, to sitting on the loo, "I fancied you until I saw you yawn" will take you on a journey you'll never forget.Brace yourself for the ride of your life!

The Bin and the Bomb: A Humorous Travel Story about an Apartment in Paris

Excerpted from a story included in the new collection, Porcelain Travels. Matthew's minuscule seventh-floor apartment has a top-to-bottom view of the Eiffel Tower. But it's what the little studio lacks that sets it apart. Bathing. Using the toilet. Avoiding hypothermia. Matthew quickly finds that daily living poses highly unusual challenges—not the least of which being the constant threat of an explosion. A living situation that tested Matthew's resolve and made him question his sanity, it's also one he'll never forget.

Eminently Respectable Capers

He was a university boxing champ with a bruised and battered face. But could anything have prepared young Father Sammy for his appointment as Secretary/MC to an irascible and eccentric old Cardinal?At first, his new boss seems like a shining example of childlike and bumbling innocence. But Sammy soon discovers the Cardinal has a fiendish sense of humour.When His Eminence throws the young priest into a knockout adventure of hilarious and mortifying encounters, from midnight motorbike chases to an operatic appearance and a mistaken shooting, Sammy finds himself in the match of his life.

151+ Funny Blonde Jokes: Funny Dumb Blonde Jokes

The Funniest Blonde Jokes in the World!Did you know that laughing can have a positive physical and mental effects on the body! Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today!151+ funny blonde jokesHilarious blonde insults and humorHours of funny jokes and entertainmentAre you looking for funny and hilarious blonde jokes?With this MASSIVE collection of funny blonde jokes you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full of funny blonde jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book.Uses for funny jokes...Can aid in storytellingGreat for conversation startersImproves conversation and social skillsCan make others laugh, smile, and be more playfulCan lighten tense moods and create repoire with othersLaugh until it hurts...Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?A: Someone said that the drinks were on the house.Funny Blonde Jokes!Q: How would a blonde kill a fish?A: She would try to drown it.HAHA!Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?A: Put her in front of a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say hello.Funny Blonde Jokes!Q: Why don't blondes like audio-books?A: There are no pictures.HAHA!Q: What is dumber than the blonde jokes above?A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.Funny Blonde Jokes!LOL Funny Jokes ClubThe LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Laugh until it hurts!Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!Tags: blonde jokes, blonde joke book, blonde joke books, funny blonde jokes, blond, blonds, blonde jokes ebook, ebook, ebooks, books, jokes, blondes, blonde, kindle joke book, kindle books, funny jokes, book, comedy, funny, humor, kindle ebooks, club, dirty jokes, adult jokes, lol jokes, haha, funny joke book, funny joke books, funny jokes, hilarious, ebook, ebooks, blonde jokes, laugh, laughter, laughing, funny books, e books, ebook download, jokes, joke book, funny jokes, funny joke books

Donald Trump Out of Office Countdown

It really did happen. We've got 4 years ahead of us with The Donald in the Oval Office. But hang in there—it'll be over before you know it!Since the election, many have started counting the days until the end of the presidency of the man who said, "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." Truer words have never been spoken. Now you can count down each and every exasperating day with this totally "yuge" Out of Office Countdown (R) filled with hilarious and less-than-hilarious WTF moments. Yes, there is hope—and now you can count down the days.

101+ Funny Music Jokes: Hilarious Music & Musician Jokes, Comedy, Puns, and Humor

101+ Funny Music & Musician JokesDid you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today!101+ funny jokes for about musicGreat to send as text messages to friendsSilly and hilarious jokes, comedy, and humorHours of funny jokes and entertainmentWith this hilarious collection of music and musician jokes you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book.Uses for funny jokes...Can aid in storytellingGreat for conversation starters and textsImproves conversation and social skillsCan make others laugh, smile, and be more playfulCan lighten tense moods and create rapport with othersFunny Music and Musician Jokes!101+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes!The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all!Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!Tags: funny jokes, funny, music, musical, musician, music jokes, joke, blonde jokes, joke book, funny joke books, funny dirty jokes, musician jokes, silly jokes, ebook, ebooks, jokes, funny, kindle joke books, funny jokes, book, comedy, lol, jokes, funny, jokes, haha, joke, laugh, laughing, giggle, humor, comedy, uncensored, funny, humor, kindle ebooks, joke club, dirty jokes, adult jokes, funny jokes books, hilarious jokes, funny books, funny jokes, laugh, laughter, laughing, funny books, e books, ebook download, jokes, joke book, joke of the day, funny jokes, funny joke books, funny quotes, funny

Indian Fairy Tales

This book was converted from its physical edition to the digital format by a community of volunteers. You may find it for free on the web. Purchase of the Kindle edition includes wireless delivery.

Charlie The Pissed Off Mutt

Charlie is a dog who suffers from anger issues. Trying to impress his owner, his number one goal in life is to become a house dog. Things are looking good until Jasper the stray dog shows up uninvited. Pissed off, Charlie has to come up with a plan to get rid of Jasper once and for all.Part 2 is Available Now at This Link:

The 100 Best Yo Mama Jokes

A collection of the very best Yo Mama Jokes: Yo Mama So Fat, Yo Mama So Ugly, Yo Mama So Stupid and many more!

Politics on the Playground, Episode One: Trump's Tantrum

***WARNING - This book is not for people with politically correct yardsticks wedged up their asses***So you just happened upon this book by chance? You loathe The Donald and you want to see him slammed in a parody. Or maybe you are Donald Trump, and you are gathering evidence for your lawsuit against me. Either way, if this is your first PJ Jones book, you should be warned: I’m rude, crude, and crap your pants funny. Depending on the size of the yardstick wedged up your ass, I may also not be funny at all, disgusting, and shameful. You are about to take a romp through some inane, low-brow prose, where most of your beloved conservative and liberal politicians will be roasted, skewed, and served up with gluten-free wasabi (sorry, Ted Cruz, but we’re fresh out of the gluten kind). In other words, if you don’t spew coffee through your nose while reading this book, YOU’RE READING IT WRONG! Sincerely, PJ* * *What critics are saying about Politics on the PlaygroundThere’s a special spot in hell for writers who parody Hillary Clinton—Madeleine Albright’s neighbor’s catIf you publish this book, PJ, I swear I’ll turn your house into a parking lot—A lawyer who claims he works for Donald Trump I think Trump should throw PJ over the wall—An unnamed source who heard it from a friend of a friend of Sean HannityThis book is a little too gay for me—Someone claiming to be Ted CruzBuy this book, and I’ll send you a free used cigar—A flasher in the Safeway parking lot claiming to be Bill Clinton

Poverty Reduction Policies and Practices in Developing Asia (Economic Studies in Inequality, Social Exclusion and Well-Being)

This book looks at the major policy challenges facing developing Asia and how the region sustains rapid economic growth to reduce multidimensional poverty through socially inclusive and environmentally sustainable measures. Asia is facing many challenges arising from population growth, rapid urbanization, provision of services, climate change and the need to redress declining growth after the global financial crisis. This book examines poverty and related issues and aims to advance the development of new tools and measurement of multidimensional poverty and poverty reduction policy analysis. The book covers a wide range of issues, including determinants and causes of poverty and its changes; consequences and impacts of poverty on human capital formation, growth and consumption; assessment of poverty strategies and policies; the role of government, NGOs and other institutions in poverty reduction; rural-urban migration and poverty; vulnerability to poverty; breakdown of poverty into chronic and transitory components; and a comparative study on poverty issues in Asia and other regions. The book will appeal to all those interested in economic development, resources, policies and economic welfare and growth.

A Series of Frustrated Outbursts by a Fake Librarian

The #2 "bestselling" free book on iBooks is now available for Kindle!Library technician Roland Saint-Laurent documents the ups and downs of library work in this "hilarious" new book! This book contains a series of entries covering various aspects of his life on the job, from petty staff back-biting to lurid accounts of patron insanity. Sometimes heart-warming, but mostly prurient, you'll love spending an evening curling up with this delightful volume!


In 2008, during the global financial crisis, Ireland, led by a disastrous government, went into financial meltdown. Here, that crazy-mad time is recalled in rhyme and song. Enjoy.

The fishing trip that never was

It was summer 2012 in southern England. After months of solid rain I start dreaming of going sea fishing. I find by searching on Google, a stranger with a fishing boat down at Rye, a medieval fishing port on the South Coast of England. I eventually meet up with him and a friend who take me out fishing. The trip nearly ends in disaster, this is the hilarious and true story of the 'fishing trip that never was'.

Super Giggles- Funny Jokes For Kids

All Kids love jokes! This illustrated joke book will keep your young reader engaged and reading! There are 99 hand-chosen, family-friendly jokes to choose from, each with an accompanying picture. There is nothing offensive here, so your little jokesters will have a great time reading them to you!Be prepared, you might not be able to stop laughing yourself!

From the Bottom Drawer of: Alan Zweibel: The Prize, The Ride Home, Sexting with Alan Dershowitz

Alan Zweibel dusts off some hilarious material written years ago that stand the test of time. An original Saturday Night Live writer, award winning author and playwright, Zweibel releases three never before published short stories: “The Prize”, “The Ride Home”, and “Sexting with Alan Dershowitz” pulled from Alan’s Bottom Drawer delivered directly to your eReader. You’ll be laughing within seconds...Okay, minutes...Okay, the next day. But that's still good, right?“One of the best comedy writers around, Alan Zweibel is my bounce guy. We’ve been friends for so long we have our own comedic shorthand. We totally get each other’s sense of humor.”– Larry David“He’s wonderfully funny and very smart and he’s a big guy, but very sensitive.” – Billy Crystal“Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world.” – Dave Barry“Read Alan Zweibel and you’ll be reminded of the likes of Robert Benchley and S.J. Perelman. You can’t help but be moved by his warmth and insight even as you laugh your ass off.” – David SteinbergABOUT THE AUTHORAn original Saturday Night Live writer who the New York Times said has “earned a place in the pantheon of American pop culture,” Alan Zweibel has won multiple Emmy, Writers Guild, and TV Critics awards for his work in television which also includes "It’s Garry Shandling’s Show", "Monk", PBS’s "Great Performances", and "Curb Your Enthusiasm".A frequent guest on talk shows such as "The Late Show with David Letterman", Alan’s many theatrical contributions include the Tony Award winning play "700 Sundays" which he collaborated on with Billy Crystal, Martin Short’s Broadway hit "Fame Becomes Me", and the off-Broadway play "Bunny Bunny – Gilda Radner: A Sort of Romantic Comedy" which he adapted from his best-selling book. Alan has written the 2006 Thurber Prize winning novel "The Other Shulman", the popular children’s book "Our Tree Named Steve", and a collection of short stories and essays titled "Clothing Optional". His humor has also appeared in such diverse publications as Esquire, The Atlantic Monthly, The New York Times Op-Ed page, The Huffington Post, and MAD Magazine. The co-writer of the screenplays for the films "Dragnet", "North", and "The Story of Us", Alan recently received an honorary PhD. from the State University of New York and in 2010 the Writers Guild, East gave him a Lifetime Achievement Award.Alan is currently working with Billy Crystal on the feature film version of "700 Sundays" to be directed by Barry Levinson, executive producing a documentary mini-series for Showtime with Steve Carell and David Steinberg and writing a novel titled "Lunatics" with Dave Barry which Putnam is publishing in January. And on the TV screen he will be appearing as a new character in the upcoming season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and in a short film for "Funny or Die".But the production that Alan is most proud of is the family he’s co-produced with his wife Robin, their children Lindsay, Sari, and Adam, Adam’s wife Cori, and grandchildren Zachary and Alexis.

Thin Blue Rhymes: A Charity Collection of Limericks

Warning: In the tradition of limericks, this book contains language and humour that some readers may find offensive. Reader discretion is advised.Thin Blue Rhymes is a short collection of rude, cute, naughty and hilarious limericks that have been generously submitted by the Twitter community. The limericks within cover a wide range of themes and subjects and the authors are of all races, genders and beliefs. The author profits from this title will go to support the work of Vancouver Rape Relief and Women’s Shelter.

MANALIVE: Mystery Novel

Manalive concerns Innocent Smith, a mysterious man who arrives as the new tenant at Beacon House, a London boarding establishment. This man is accompanied by a great wind and he breathes new life into the household with his games and antics. During his first day in residence the eccentric Smith creates the High Court of Beacon and helps several other tenants to accomplish some great deeds. However, when the household is at its happiest two doctors appear with awful news: Smith is wanted on charges of burglary, desertion of a spouse, polygamy, and attempted murder. Before Smith can be taken to a jail or an asylum, one of the tenants declares that the case falls under the purview of the High Court of Beacon and suggests that the household investigate the matter before involving the authorities or the press. Although things do not look good for Smith, evidence presented to the court will throw a new light on his convictions.

The Old Spice Guys' Grooming Guidance Guide for Guys with Beards & Other Poems

The Old Spice Guys’ Grooming Guidance Guide for Guys With Beards (TOSGGGGFGWB) is an excellent piece of fan fiction for fans of facial hair and is heralded as a marketing masterpiece by the beard community.In 2018, Old Spice released their beard collection, which includes beard wash, beard conditioner, beard oil, and beard balm. The launch of this beard collection was the inspiration behind each poem and the catalyst for every feeling felt within the digital pages of this book.Each line of every poem takes a deep dive into how it feels to have a clean, soft, nourished, and sculpted beard. While this piece of literature explores the existential nuances of beard grooming, each page also acts as an educational tool to guide men through the basics of beardness.

Do Not Wash Hands In Plates: Elephant frenzy, parathas, temples, palaces, monkeys...and the kindness of Indian strangers

Once upon the Land Before Time (or at least before mobile phones), my two best friends and I decided to leave the US from separate locations and meet up in Europe. To everyone's shock, Janine, Jaya and I pulled it off—mostly because we went to Luxembourg, a country so small the odds in favor of chance street encounters were almost 100%, but also because Jaya was carrying the BS, a blue suitcase so enormous it took up approximately a third of the country's square footage and was visible on satellite images. We couldn't possibly miss. It took over thirty-five years before—in a combination of optimism and failing memories— we recklessly decided to repeat this feat. Hey, we reasoned, now we've got smartphones, better credit ratings, wheeled suitcases, medical insurance, and the ability to drink legally. Just to make it more interesting, this time we chose to meet in India, where the odds against the three of us actually linking up were approximately a bazillion to bupkis.Despite blizzards, canceled flights, de-icing delays, and an adjacent passenger who had made unfortunate food choices resulting in alarming gastrointestinal events, I arrived in India. The theory was that I would fly in from my home in Scotland, Janine would come from Washington DC, and Jaya would meet up with us at the airport. Nobody who knows any of us thought for a second that this could really occur. Actual conversation at Passport Control, Mumbai: Janine: “Well no, I don't have my friend's address or phone number. But she's going to pick me up at the airport. She lives in Gujarat. That's in India.” Passport Control: [SO not impressed] I arrived before Janine. As far as I could tell, the Ahmedabad Airport was staffed by the entire Indian army, each soldier carrying a honking huge gun. I grabbed my suitcase and exited baggage control into India. Noise. Chaos. People, dogs, honking horns, more people. More soldiers. More guns. Dozens of sincere men who called me “Sister” and suggested they could take me anywhere on the planet I might want to go. No Janine. No Jaya. And, apparently, no way to get back into the airport. After several failed attempts at international texts, I realized I could (at heart-stopping expense) send email to Jaya, who soon confirmed that she was on her way and that it was 3:00AM so I should go back inside. Except there were signs everywhere saying you couldn't go back in. “No problem.” Jaya explained that rules in India were more like guidelines. “People in India are very kind. Just ask.” I’ve been living in the UK where rules are inviolate and graven in stone, so I didn't believe a word of it. But the soldier at the door listened to my plea and waved his AK-Humongo to usher me back inside. There I found Janine attempting to send email or text. I reminded her neither option was likely for two technologically-challenged, jet-lagged, middle-aged ladies in a foreign country at 3:00AM. In the end, we wandered over to the door and to our mutual amazement found Jaya waiting for us along with her husband, a hired driver, and a van. Apparently lightning does strike again, because just like thirty-five years earlier, the three of us actually managed to meet up in another continent. This is the story of three women eating our way across India in search of adventure, elephants, temples, palaces, western toilets, monkeys, the perfect paratha...and the kindness of Indian strangers.

The Punster's Pocket-book or, the Art of Punning Enlarged by Bernard Blackmantle, illustrated with numerous original designs by Robert Cruikshank

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Tommy Twice: This Is Your Life

After a lifetime of disappointments and trouble. Tommy Thomas - better known to one and all as Tommy Twice - has had enough of living, but fate takes a hand and with a little help from his friends, family and the people of the community where he has lived his whole life. Tommy Twice embarks on a miracle that had to be seen to be believed.'Tommy Twice: This Is Your Life', is a story about the choices we make, the journeys we take and that miracles sometimes do happen, even with the unlikeliest of people in the most unlikeliest of places.

Vegetarian Cook-SHUT UP And Eat It! (FVP Book 1)

Are you the only vegetarian in your circle of friends? Have you ever wanted to share something really good but no one will eat it because of veggie prejudice? That's right, veggie prejudice. It's an epidemic. You know, the guy who hears "vegetarian" and automatically thinks its disgusting. Sometimes I wonder, is it because of something he ate or is it the social stigma? I don't know but the next time you're faced with overt veggie prejudice present a plate of vegetable tofu Pad Thai and tell 'em to shut up and eat it! Help the fight against veggie prejudice and tofurkey shaming.

Old Friends, Epistolary Parody

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Donald Trump Is a Tremendous President, and CNN Is a Tremendous Piece of Garbage: Deport the Crooked Media and Also Deport Mexican Illegals and Obama and People Who Prefer Fake News to Fox News

The media? The media is a joke! President Trump is doing many, many amazing things in office, and he's always sure to let us know that--but CNN, MSNBC, The New York Times, and The Washington Post don't devote themselves to telling us what Trump is telling us about Trump. Instead, they focus on distributing fake news and ludicrous views. That sums up what most people in the media do, except for those fine folks at Fox News. Aren't they great? And isn't Wolf Blitzer an idiot? He and most other journalists and analysts in the media are anti-Trump propagandists who should be replaced with Trump's Twitter. And no one knows that better than President Donald Trump and political pundit Anderson Jimmerson. Read this book and learn what makes Trump so tremendous, and what makes the media so much of a joke, and what makes Obama so much like Benedict Arnold, and what makes Hillary such a crooked lunatic.

Best Children's Animal Picture Book (1)

Every page is crafted to give the reader new types of animal fun! Each picture is carefully selected to wet the appetite for more funny pictures to give the eyes treasures to feast on. Each picture draws you on to more funny animals and the problems, that they can get into! Your child will delite in wanting just one more look with the parent. Enjoy the fun together of sharing each new picture to give fun and delight. Enjoy the giggles together!

Astounding Sci-Fi Tales and Star Trek Tricorder Readings from the Original Series: A Book of Revelations

Astounding sci-fi tales and Star Trek tricorder readings (essays and commentary) from The Original SeriesSpace: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.KIRK: Attention all trekkers… this is the Captain speaking.MCCOY: You can't be serious. That thing is virtually made out of stone! 
KIRK: Help it. Treat it. 
MCCOY: I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer. 
KIRK: You're a healer. There's a patient. That's an order. Mister Spock, tell it we're trying to help.KIRK: Set your phaser on one quarter. I'll leave mine on stun.McCoy: He’s dead, Jim.KIRK: Evasive maneuvers, Mister Sulu. 
SPOCK: An extremely powerful bolt of energy, Captain. 
KIRK: Full power to the shields, Mister Scott. 
SCOTT: Giving them all we got. MCCOY: In plain, non-Vulcan English, we've been lucky.SPOCK: Captain, you are aware of the biblical story of Genesis. 
KIRK: Yes, of course I'm aware of it. Adam and Eve tasted the apple and as a result were driven out of paradise. 
SPOCK: Precisely, Captain, and in a manner of speaking, we have given the people of Vaal the apple, the knowledge of good and evil if you will, as a result of which they too have been driven out of paradise. 
KIRK: Doctor, do I understand him correctly? Are you casting me in the role of Satan? 
SPOCK: Not at all, Captain. 
KIRK: Is there anyone on this ship who even remotely looks like Satan? 
(McCoy and Kirk walk around Spock. McCoy is gazing intently at his ears.) SPOCK: I am not aware of anyone who fits that description, Captain. 
KIRK: No, Mister Spock. I didn't think you would be.T'PAU: Live long and prosper, Spock. MCCOY: Please, Spock, do me a favor and don't say it's fascinating. 
SPOCK: No. But it is interesting. SPOCK: Good, Captain. Try to reason with them. Keep trying, Captain. Their behavior is highly illogical. 
KIRK: No point in repeating that it's illogical, Spock. I'm quite aware of it. KIRK: There's really something I don't understand about all of this. Maybe you can explain it to me. Logically, of course. When you jettisoned the fuel and ignited it, you knew there was virtually no chance of it being seen, yet you did it anyhow. That would seem to me to be an act of desperation. 
SPOCK: Quite correct, Captain. 
KIRK: Now we all know, and I'm sure the doctor will agree with me, that desperation is a highly emotional state of mind. How does your well-known logic explain that? 
SPOCK: Quite simply, Captain. I examined the problem from all angles, and it was plainly hopeless. Logic informed me that under the circumstances, the only possible action would have to be one of desperation. Logical decision, logically arrived at. 
KIRK: I see. You mean you reasoned that it was time for an emotional outburst? 
SPOCK: Well, I wouldn't put it in exactly those terms, Captain, but those are essentially the facts. 
KIRK: You're not going to admit that for the first time in your life, you committed a purely human emotional act? 
SPOCK: No, sir. 
KIRK: Mister Spock, you're a stubborn man. 
SPOCK: Yes, sir.KIRK: I want all departments at battle stations and ready in ten minutes. Either we're going down... or they are. Kirk out.

Tom Brady Swinging on a Deflate-gate

De-Flate-Gaten. meaning idiocy, useless trivia, legal mumbo-jumbo, attempting to let air out of a windbag, NFL justice.v. to hang in effigy, to lynch, to make a mountain out of a molehill.Now you can follow the daily madness from January to September of 2015 when the NFL tried to create a scandal out of pounds per square inch--and came up with hot air."If you like your satire tart, this account of Deflategate will blow up your expectations."

The Further Adventures of Agent Suzzanne Midsummer : 13 Super Hardcore Sex Humiliation and Parody Etotic Stories Bundle

ContentsThe Basement1Debbie, Crane driver60Smashing Perfection111AGENT BURNED The Further Adventures of Agent Suzzanne Midsummer164Sexy Sally And Boss Bob221Gaining Mary269The Unpaid Ransom340Remote Control Love Slave400Savage African Capture458No Way to Treat a Clit518Out of the Frying Pan570Working in a Womens Prison614An Adventure in Wilderness664

Red Head At the Beach: 12 Super Hardcore Sex Humiliation and Parody Etotic Stories Bundle

ContentsChristmas Break1Me, Trent & The Girls7SEVEN DAYS OF PLEASURE14Bisexual Science Fiction48Sweet Bi Magnolias58Red Head At the Beach62The Call71Merry Kissass135David's Dilemma140North Cliff171The Collectors Estate244Teasing444

Hey! Ita??s a Horse Quiz!

Sure, Leonard hasn't hauled himself onto a horse in over forty years, and suspects he never will again. So instead he wrote this quiz about his favorite kind of horses: Fictitious ones! (Quiz/810 Words)

Petal Pink Poetry

A smattering pick of poetic flowers arranged in a paper vase, weeds and all... Humor and reflection in a thoughtfully silly book.

Five Paperbacks in One Day

Leonard has written only one book about sex. And it definitely was NOT intended to be read by his relatives! (Humor/619 Words)

Parents: They Can Drive You Nuts

Of course they can. It's their job. (Humor/Nostalgia/405 Words)

Shopping For an Air Mattress

Leonard could have gone happily through his entire life without ever having to shop for an air mattress. But, alas, he didn't. (Humor/780 Words)

Bob and Bezos - Tackle Health Care: Comic fun with bubbles - A New Business Sector STAR

Bob and Bezos - Tackle Health CareComic fun with bubbles - A New Business Sector STAR#19 in the "Bob and Bezos" comic book series

American Study Abroad Diary: When a dream comes true, even tears don't flow

This time in the United States, I'm in agony!Get rid of Chunibyo! !!The author, who has experience with the Ground Self-Defense Force and the French Foreign Legion, next aimed at the United States! ??The twists and turns of the career-destroying demon finally descend to the United States! !!Introducing the easy-to-read "Nonfiction Light Novel"!This book is translating from Japanese to English using Google TranslateWhat should I do to study in the United States?What the hell is going on in America! ??Can you answer such a question or not?No, you can't!The definitive edition that describes the daily life of studying in the United States that the author himself experienced!"Content"How to study in the United StatesPreparing to study in the United StatesWhere on earth will you stayWhat is the content of the language school class?What do you do on holidays?etc.There is no doubt that both those who study abroad and those who do not read it.Best essay!

American Wandering Diary: Do sleepwalkers dream of the future?

A great adventure revived in the present age !!A rare journey that I experienced while wandering around the United States!Suddenly there was a lot of talk about "interesting" from various places! !!Expand the stage from the popular "Diary of Japanese Army 911"This time it's America! !!Practice your search and go to America!What can I do?What on earth do you want to be in the future?You have been worried about! You there!Wander America!Those who are about to wander,A person who quit trying to wander.Anyone can read it easily and easilyIntroducing the non-fiction light novel library!Familiar adventures are back now!The opening of an interesting life experience!



Help Me Step Bro: Creative Prompts For Quality Movies (Rejected Children's Books)

Talk to the boss. You might be getting fired. Unpaid parking tickets. Your attention is required. Doctor says bend over and cough. Hot step mom wants to help you get off. THIS couch, for money, is where you must goes. Sometimes a fireman needs to empty his hose. In bed with one lover. the other hides away. ordered a pizza. Can’t afford to pay. Picked up a hitch hiker. She can’t thank you enough. You wound up in prison and it’s gonna get rough. HOT step sister and friend stole your PS4. You got caught shoplifting at your favourite store. You went for a massage that came with a feel. You met with a realtor but only closed one deal. The plumber is here. Your pipes need to be cleaned. Step-sister is stuck in the washing machine.

Faint Smile

We are stricken by misfortunate events and we will never be able to escape from it and in this story there's a little girl who faces in the most extreme ways by the cruelty structured society , untill.....

State employees 3 - The useful idiots: Mediocrity and servility. (English Book 43)

Sarcastic tale of ARDUINO ROSSI  On the cover acrylic on canvas by Arduino Rossi  Presentation  Power always needs idiots, which it places in certain command posts, to be manipulated and used for its own purposes. In Italy, in the last 70 years, idiots have climbed all careers, public in general, but also private. They are the force that keeps a parasitic system, dirty and undemocratic, with absurdities à repeated as truth à and tame informationThey belong to the middle class, which I define as mediocre, the lack of values and ideals, but with nothing in their minds, a domesticated person, incapable of creativity à , but also rational and critical intelligence.Today they are do-gooders, but were once socialists, Christian democrats, sessantottino, but also the right with all the various shades, or faithful parishioners who ò will be released from the parish, when it did not make more ù .They are members to the unions, but the party's position not is fixed, all the symbols are used and there ò that matters is eating more.They are miserable, ignorant, with a notional culture, they know four facts by heart and they boast about it, with their quarter covers always read instead of the book. The power then officially is in hand to fixers, corrupt, corrupt, mafia wire, but always faithful to the institutions, are equal to the common people, they despise, only with a lot more ù money.They have the characteristic of knowing that they are worth little, in every sense, but they despise the fathers and grandfathers, workers and peasants, who were real, authentic, honest and distrustful human beings towards stinkers. It's the people without a soul, without a past, which lives on subcultures of banality à and clichés, which read, rarely, in the newspapers or hear on television, almost always, and today as well in the company.I call the people of idiots, that in the end is destined to become extinct, with their nullity à : life, history, spazzer them a way and they remain just jokes.    Ttoli tales  The career is done in the oratory The entrepreneur mayorWealth passes through partiesThe charity à makes richThe healthcare à and the many businessThe boiled sardinesCareer magistrateThe trade unionist goes to the competition Hugs at the time of the plagueThe new partisansThe university teacherThe successful bumThe bankingThe chameleonThe journalistCompetitionThe burosaurusThe prostituteThe bellboyThe bonsaiThe guappo