Horror Parodies & Satires Books

Bloody symbols in a locked room. A missing victim. Lots of clues but no explanation. There is only one person the police can turn to…once they’ve had a cup of tea.Captain K Porter is a specialist. Her job is to ensure that nothing unpleasant sneaks across the border into our world from all the others. Because something is always trying, the monstrous little buggers. 

When a high-profile politician disappears from a house under armed guard, the authorities are clueless. The arcane symbols daubed on his bedroom wall don’t help. 

Neither does the fact that they’re written in his own dripping blood.
Nor that the missing minister is a philandering, pompous git.

For supernatural investigator Kylah, this is a chance to earn her spurs. But as well as confronting an unsolvable puzzle, she faces hostility in the shape the cynical police officer running the investigation. 
He doesn’t believe in the occult. He’s convinced it’s just another tawdry urban crime. But Kylah suspects someone’s paying a terrible price for dipping a toe, or something even less savoury, in the murky depths of the dark arts. 
She knows her career and the missing man’s life are on the line. Now time is running out for the both of them…NB — Please be aware this is a short introduction to the series and is only 75 pages long.
Every Little Evil is an urban fantasy crime story full of intrigue, mystery and dry, sardonic humour. If you like Jim Butcher, Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaronovitch, Robert Crane, Shayne Silver, Patricia Briggs, Megan Scott Molin or Wilkie Martin, you’re sure to LOVE this, short, sharp and FREE first instalment in the Hipposync Archives.
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Dave's a bit of a loser. Even he'd admit that was true. He's no good at relationships, he's a terrible employee, and he's got no clue what to do with his life. Quite frankly, the world doesn't seem to have a place for him. But that's okay, because the world's just about to end.An experiment thousands of miles away is about to initiate a world-wide apocalypse that's going to change everything. The world as Dave knew it is over, and he's going to find that the apocalypse has it in for him. While people all around him become infected by nightmarish creatures, Dave discovers he's got some friends left alive who need his help. Together, they're going to have to do battle with parasitic squid creatures out for blood, and find a way to survive an apocalypse designed to eliminate all human life.

Supernatural Satire Short Story!Rabbi Wiseman the old Jewish priest made one crucial mistake. He allowed the steady rocking of the subway car to lull him into unconsciousness. After three days without a wink of sleep, who could blame him? A bottle of sacramental wine and a loaf of unleavened bread for his family were tucked neatly in a nap sack between his feet.Charlie spied on the slumbering man of God. His wicked mind imagined endless scenarios to steal the treasure at his feet. His beady eyes flashed back and forth for danger or eyewitnesses. Then he strolled by and snatched the bag up in his fists. The rabbi snorted in his delirious slumber as the thief got away without a trace.At home, his druggy girlfriend Faith began to prophesy, "Do not take the Lord's Supper in vain. You know that it is the Lord's body and His blood. You will bring judgment on yourself. Some are sick and some sleep in death by foolishly taking what belongs to the children of God."Charlie drank the holy wine and said, "I don't care who I hurt."Faith bowed to the screaming of her stomach and tormented soul. She spoke a silent prayer asking for forgiveness as she unwrapped the cloth from the sacred bread. She ate half of the loaf before he stole the remainder from her.Faith spoke and her gravelly voice was now that of a sweet nightingale, "You should have listened to my warning."

Poems with the only theme being one word titles. Two short horror stories. Ramblings from late night insomnia.