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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: Best Spongebob Memes & Jokes 2017 - Funniest Memes on the Planet

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This book contains over 3000 pages of memes! I've gathered here the best memes on the internet for you to easily browse in one place.

Since we love laughing at funny memes and pictures, we decided to create a series of books showcasing hilarious memes we find throughout the day from all over the internet. We've even found some memes in that old crusty sock you keep under your bed...

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Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves: (Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Fractured Fairy Tales, Parody Books, Free Teen Books, Fiction Books for Teens, Humorous Books)

What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it. (Brought to you by the famed Dweezel and Pallie.)

"[A] funny and clever little book... I like this version even better than the original story."

Chytach18, Reviewer for

"An amazing story, and hilariously funny to boot, perfect for kids and adults alike!"

Angela, Amazon UK reader

"It made me laugh. Grossed me out. Then makes you laugh some more."

Thelma Coots, Amazon reader

"One word : FUNNY! A new way of reading Snow White"

Isienie V., Amazon reader


Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This eBook is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to read it. Download "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves" now!

The Funny Stories for Kids series, written/recorded by Dr. Dexter Dweezel and Professor Parnassus Pallie, is an ongoing effort to make fairy tales less crappy. "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves" is the first in this series, with more to come.

**Note: This story is not for babies. It can be crude, and has jokes about butts, poo, and drunk people. It also has a bit of cartoony violence. There is no swearing or sexual activity. If this story had a MPGG rating it would probably be PG, and would be comparable to a modern episode of the Simpsons.**

Bite No.1: The Old Man at the End of the World: A Zombie Apocalypse Parody


Gerald Stockwell-Poulter couldn't help but feel it was extraordinary just how quickly his life had changed. One moment he was earthing up leeks in the West Sussex sunshine and the next he was rooted to the spot as Rodney Timmins from the end allotment ambled towards him, arms outstretched, blood pouring from a hole in his neck and a look in his eye which suggested that he was less after help and more after a helping of Gerald.

Now, as Gerald's life takes a quick turn for the worse, he must do things he has never done before. After 87 largely well-behaved years as a model citizen, less than four hours into the 'zompocalypse' and he has already killed a neighbour, rescued a moody millennial drug dealer and forged an unlikely allegiance with a giant ginger Scotsman. And it isn't even tea time.

Join Gerald as he and his newfound allies navigate the post-apocalyptic English countryside in their hilarious bid to stay off the menu.

The first instalment of the Old Man at the End of the World Series. A novella of 20,000 words.

For fans of Frank Tayell (Surviving the Evacuation), Mark Tufo (Zombie Fallout), Diana Rowland (White Trash Zombie) and also Jonas Jonasson (The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared) , Fredrik Backman (A Man Called Ove) and Catharina Ingelman-Sundberg (The Little Old Lady Who Broke All the Rules).

Funny Stories for Kids: Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner: Star Wars Parody, Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Sci-fi, Parody Books, Teen Books, Fiction Books for Teens, Humorous Books)

In a galaxy ravaged by tyranny, planets are destroyed at the push of a button and empires are brought down by farm boys and scoundrels. Dark Zader was one of the most powerful men in the galaxy, but when he threw his emperor down a shaft, he found himself without a job.

Living with his kids and down on his luck, he finds that he only has one solution, beg for his old job back from the very emperor he thought he'd killed.

Read as this family of rebel scum scrambles to prepare a dinner fit for an emperor in the most ridiculous culinary experience ever.

Double the excitement.

Triple the laughs.

Paintbrush illustrations.

This is...

Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner

A Woman's Guide to Perfection

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO PERFECTION has been described by its celebrity authors, Ines de Treize and Katherine de Neuf, as a "fountain of wisdom".

This shockingly cynical lifestyle primer breaks down its advice into 14 actionable Guidelines, including:

The Perfect Woman always wears silk lingerie...The Perfect Woman knows how to manage her boss...The Perfect Woman lives in Paris...The Perfect Woman never tells her current lover about all the previous ones...The Perfect Woman is strategic in the choice of her pet...Red flags, bullet points, vaguely relevant illustrations and a bonus chapter from a romantic comedy by Alix Nichols, AMANDA'S GUIDE TO LOVE, complete this "how-to" parody.

Disclaimer: A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO PERFECTION may or may not make you perfect. But it will make you chuckle.

If you enjoy biting and relatable observations and don't mind a morally questionable tip or three, then this little book is for you!

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Hettford Witch Hunt: Series One

"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane."

-Kirsten Imani Kasai, Author: Ice Song, Tattoo, Del Rey Books

Gary Turlough is falling deeper into his post-graduate slump as each day goes by. He is in a dead-end job with no prospects and, following a slight indiscretion with a local goth, his girlfriend is one more mistake away from heading back to New Zealand. Life in the small village of Hettford would be tough enough without the spirits of two 18th Century witches plotting to kill his only two friends.

Milton and Dan are the real ale drinking hill-walkers of witch hunting: Nobody may believe them, nobody may reward them and they might not ever accomplish very much but nonetheless they remain devoted to their cause. With a slick sitcom format this novel is a must have for fans of paranormal comedy.

SERIES TWO: Available now!

To Cast A Cliche┬┤ (A Just For Sh*#& and Giggles Short Story Book 2)

The evil Queen Lucinda exacts revenge on a royal poet by casting a spell of never-ending cliches upon the kingdom. Will the clever King Richard thwart his stepmother's magic and save the good people of Maxim? Test your literary knowledge and enjoy an entertaining spoof on fairytales.


After being caught kissing the Baron's daughter Cunegonde, gullible ingenue Candide is evicted from the castle where he lives to find himself wandering a world which is awash with disease, injustice, rape, pillage and slaughter; in other words he encounters all the worst aspects of the 18th century (the time when Voltaire wrote). But can he reconcile what he sees and experiences with the optimistic philosophy of his mentor Pangloss, that they live in 'the best of all possible worlds' and that 'everything is for the best'.Divided into 30 chapters, "Candide" cheekily runs through the cliches of romantic and adventure fiction, as well as being a savage satire on religion, governments, the military, 'the German personality' and practically anything else you could mention. Among the events which inspired Voltaire to write this mordant masterpiece were the Seven Years War and the Great Earthquake of Lisbon (1755) and he was also a great admirer of Jonathan Swift's "Gulliver's Travels" (1726). The story Voltaire produced in homage to Swift features a galloping plot where calamity relentlessly follows catastrophe, collapse and cataclysm to bleakly comic effect. The story is as entertaining today as when the pages first rolled off the press back in 1759. Voltaire's "Candide" has remained in print since that time and this is a handsome version which those who love books will want to see on their shelves. This is a beautiful edition to buy to keep or to give as a gift.

The Collected Miscellaneous Writings: Essays and Articles + Poems + Prose Parody & Humor + Reviews + Public Letters and Statements + Introductions and Blurbs

This carefully crafted ebook: "The Collected Miscellaneous Writings" is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents. Table of Contents: Essays and Articles. Poems. Prose Parody and Humor. Reviews. Public Letters and Statements. Introductions and Blurbs. Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald (1896 - 1940) was an American author well known for his short stories and novels. He is widely regarded as one of the greatest writers American soil has produced in the 20th century.

ARNOLD: Funny Jokes & Memes (Arnold Schwarzenegger parody book) + BIG FAT BONUS INSIDE


It's Arnold Schwarzenegger time!

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Funny Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes and Memes will keep you happy for days to come!

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Christmas Wishes: A short story for the silly season

***This is not a children's book!!! Content suitable to over 18s only***

Kevin is one of Santa's elves, but he's not happy. Outcast from normal elven life due to a birth defect, Kevin spends most of his time alone. And Christmas is the worst. This Christmas though, all he wants is someone to spend it with.

Squeak is a mouse shifter and constantly relied on by her family to fetch food. When she gets lost in a storm and takes refuge in an empty warehouse, the last thing she expects is the kindness of a sad elf.

They each wish for something more for their lives. Will they get their Christmas Wishes?

Fifty Shades of Neigh - A parody

They say money is a great aphrodisiac, but are there really enough billions in the world to mitigate the many flaws of a man who wears DON'T FRIENDZONE ME t-shirts and thinks all you have to do to acquire old-school, film noir charm is to pop on a fedora and call all women toots?

Can enough money exist to take the edge off a man like Crispian Neigh, a doughy internet billionaire of uncertain provenance and even less certain weight? Is he doomed to be Forever Alone, or is there a woman in the world who can see the man behind the billions, and forgive his habit of drawing busty dwarf erotica based on World of Warcraft characters?

Step forward Hanna Squeal - literature student and insurance risk, a self-proclaimed intellectual so alarmingly dim that she thinks Camus is a chickpea-based dip flavoured with garlic.

When Hanna stumbles, glissades and finally faceplants in front of him, Crispian Neigh is enraptured by her beauty, her implausible innocence and her shatteringly low self-esteem.

Cue several hundred pages of poorly-written, repetitive 'kinky' sex. Flogging, whipping, fisting, anal intercourse and things that would give even James Joyce cause to pause - none of these things happen in this book. Due to a sheltered girlhood (I'm not kidding - she's never even leaned up against the washing machine on the spin cycle.) Hanna doesn't even know the difference between an orgasm and a sneeze.

Also he's got that thing that hasn't quite cleared up yet.

But when Crispian makes Hanna an offer she can't refuse (Severed horse heads a very real possibility.) she is determined to forge on with the relationship in spite of the objections of her stoner friend Kate, her polyamorous Etsy addict mother and the rude retorts of her spiteful Inner Goddess.

Can Hanna change him? (No) Can she turn him into the kind of boyfriend she's always wanted? (Nope) And can she get over his deepest, darkest, pinkest secret and bring herself to love and tolerate My Little Brony? (Probably not - not if we want to wring a sequel out of this thing.)

Politics on the Playground, Episode One: Trump's Tantrum

***WARNING - This book is not for people with politically correct yardsticks wedged up their asses***

So you just happened upon this book by chance? You loathe The Donald and you want to see him slammed in a parody. Or maybe you are Donald Trump, and you are gathering evidence for your lawsuit against me. Either way, if this is your first PJ Jones book, you should be warned: I'm rude, crude, and crap your pants funny. Depending on the size of the yardstick wedged up your ass, I may also not be funny at all, disgusting, and shameful.

You are about to take a romp through some inane, low-brow prose, where most of your beloved conservative and liberal politicians will be roasted, skewed, and served up with gluten-free wasabi (sorry, Ted Cruz, but we're fresh out of the gluten kind).

In other words, if you don't spew coffee through your nose while reading this book, YOU'RE READING IT WRONG!

Sincerely, PJ

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What critics are saying about Politics on the Playground

There's a special spot in hell for writers who parody Hillary Clinton--Madeleine Albright's neighbor's cat

If you publish this book, PJ, I swear I'll turn your house into a parking lot--A lawyer who claims he works for Donald Trump

I think Trump should throw PJ over the wall--An unnamed source who heard it from a friend of a friend of Sean Hannity

This book is a little too gay for me--Someone claiming to be Ted Cruz

Buy this book, and I'll send you a free used cigar--A flasher in the Safeway parking lot claiming to be Bill Clinton

Montezuma's Revenge (Scott F Neve's Prequels, Sequels and Parodies Book 3)

Inspired by The Mummy starring Rachel Weisz and Brendan Fraser. The saga began when the lady librarian and the hero were diving in the Nile at the location of the Library of Alexandria. She had uncovered an ancient clue to the gold Book of Enoch, the great grandfather of Noah. The book was handed down from Methuselah to Ham. His descendant King Nimrod at the Tower of Babel had the parchment scroll copied into a tome of gold. He carried the gold book with him, but he was afraid to open it. Then God came down and mixed up the languages of the tribes of the earth. When God dispersed the families at the Tower of Babel, He transported them to the farthest islands and coastlines of the world. Then another king took the throne. He was Montezuma the magnificent. He was a great leader and visionary; and he possessed the book. The Book of Enoch contained blessings and curses. The blessings could raise the dead to life, or show signs in the heavens. The curses of the book were to bring a massive flood, or to transform a city and its people into pillars of salt.

I loathe you, Donnie Hump!: A Book of Revelations

I am a ghost writer.

I died at Massachusetts General on March 26, 2011.

Or so everyone thought.

In my first life, as the 1984 U.S. presidential election primary season neared its end, and Walter Mondale became the likely Democratic nominee; the idea of picking a woman as his vice-presidential running mate gained considerable momentum. The National Organization for Women and the National Women's Political Caucus pushed the idea, as did several top Democratic figures such as Speaker Tip O'Neill. Women mentioned for the role included the Mayor of San Francisco Dianne Feinstein and me.

Mondale selected me to be his Vice-Presidential candidate on July 12, 1984. I said, "I am absolutely thrilled." On November 6, Mondale and I lost the general election in a landslide. Had I known the outcome of the election, I would have told Mondale to take a hike--without me!

I drew large crowds on the campaign trail, many of whom wished to see the history-making candidate in person; and who often chanted, "Ger-ry! Ger-ry!" Fritz and I rarely touched during our appearances together to the point that he would not even place his palm on my back when we stood side-by-side; I later said this was because anything more and "people were afraid that it would look like, "Oh, my God, they're dating."

Why don't men have these problems?

My womanhood was consistently discussed during the campaign; one study found that a quarter of newspaper articles written about me contained gendered language. Throughout, I kept campaigning, taking on the traditional, male running-mate role of attacking the opposition vigorously. By the end, I had traveled more than Mondale and more than Reagan and Bush combined. Few noticed that this "token woman" was better than all the men!

At the end of my second senate campaign in November 1998, I was diagnosed with multiple myeloma, a form of blood cancer where plasma cells secrete abnormal antibodies known as Bence-Jones proteins that can cause bones to disintegrate and dump toxic amounts of calcium into the bloodstream.

I did not publicly disclose my illness until June 2001 when I went to Washington to successfully press in Congressional hearings for passage of the Hematological Cancer Research Investment and Education Act. A portion of the Act created the Geraldine Ferraro Cancer Education Program that directs the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services to establish an education program for patients of blood cancers and the general public. The current administration is proposing to end all government funding for this program.

Though initially given only three to five years to live, by virtue of several new drug therapies and a bone marrow transplant in 2005; I beat the disease's Stage 1 survival mean of 62 months by over a factor of two.

My advocacy helped make the new treatments approved and available for others. For much of the last decade of my life, I was not in remission; but the disease was managed by continually adjusting my treatments.

Thank God for the doctors!

Here is my spirited description of the only public figure I have ever loathed.

It is comprehensive, yet concise.

And there is nothing "fake" about it.

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After thought: Please forgive me, my wonderful fans and admirers. I'm new to this ghost writing business. I loathe you, Donnie Hump! is not as polished and coherent as it should be.

Reading Zazie Zelner: A Book of Revelations

Zazie Zelner is the author of Zz.

Zazie is also the author Zazie's Genderqueer Superstar and Zazie and the Moon Goddess (both under the pen name Mary Daly).

In Reading Zazie Zelner, Zazie describes techniques you can use to enrich your reading of Zz, Zazie's Genderqueer Superstar, and Zazie and the Moon Goddess. After reading Reading Zazie Zelner, you'll want to reread Zz, Zazie's Genderqueer, and Zazie and the Moon Goddess. Best of all, the techniques Zazie describes in Reading Zazie Zelner can be used to enrich your reading of almost any text, fact or fiction.

About the author

Zazie Zelner (April 1, 1936 - January 20, 2016) was an American radical feminist philosopher, academic, and theologian. Describing herself as a "radical lesbian feminist," Zelner taught at Mt. Olinger University for 36 years. Zelner retired in 2000 after violating university policy by refusing to allow male students in her advanced Women's Studies classes. In an interview with Free Thinking Magazine, Zelner said, "I don't think about men. I really don't care about them. I'm concerned with women's capacities that have been diminished under patriarchy. I'm concerned with women: enlarging our capacities, actualizing them. That takes all my energy." Zelner eventually gave up on philosophy, academe, and theology believing them to be hopelessly patriarchal. At the end of her beautiful life, Zelner turned her efforts toward social justice.

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You Hear Me, Barack?: PC-Free Conservative Satire

Warning! If your politics are hard left, "You Hear Me, Barack?" may induce spontaneous cranial combustion. Just move along to something by Bill Maher. But if you're around the middle or roll right, are up on current events, and enjoy seeing President Obama and the left skewered, this book is for you. Lucianne Goldberg says Grammatico is "sharp, smart, original, and fall down funny . . . [he] belongs in the political pundit hall of fame with Iowahawk, Mark Steyn, and P.J. O'Rourke." "National Review"'s Michael Walsh advises readers to "sit back, relax and enjoy this parade of poltroons, hoist high with their own petards. You're in the hands of a master." "You Hear Me, Barack?" contains over one hundred pieces of biting--but never crude or vicious--satire. The selections range from fly-on-the-wall Obama War Room dialogues to news spoofs to quirky interviews to parodies of famous poems, and more. In his Acknowledgements, Grammatico graciously thanks the president and his fellow Democrats for providing a wonderful challenge: making fun of an administration and political party that are almost beyond parody.

Old Friends, Epistolary Parody

This book (hardcover) is part of the TREDITION CLASSICS. It contains classical literature works from over two thousand years. Most of these titles have been out of print and off the bookstore shelves for decades. The book series is intended to preserve the cultural legacy and to promote the timeless works of classical literature. Readers of a TREDITION CLASSICS book support the mission to save many of the amazing works of world literature from oblivion. With this series, tredition intends to make thousands of international literature classics available in printed format again - worldwide.