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Managing Millie

None of it should have happened.

Senator Millicent Hodge wanted Starbucks but refused to leave the SUV. Her security detail left the SUV running to minimize the heat in Texas. Sam and Emma, who dreamed of being Uber drivers but had a car that quit working, were only behind the Starbucks to do a little dumpster diving when they saw the empty SUV.

What's a potential Uber driver to do when presented with an SUV that's ready to ride? Well, Sam and Emma call it a blessing and start driving.

To make matters worse, Senator Hodge only came to Texas to strike a secret deal with big oil to fund her Presidential campaign. Sam and Emma now have the Senator and her papers and knowledge of a sweet yet slightly illegal deal that includes the sale of a National Park.

So begins a slow chase across Texas to either save or ruin the Senator. Will Emma and Sam cross into Mexico and expose the Senator's secret deal? Will the President send in the troops? Will Senator Hodge break down and drink a slushie? All these questions and more.....

A Beginners Guide to Criminality: how to be a successful villain

So you're thinking of converting to a life of crime; contemplating turning your back on society and normality for an alternative vocation; giving serious consideration to saying "t'hell with the laws of the land!" and "I'm going out to take what's not rightfully mine!"?

Who can blame you! In these times of high unemployment, low wages, austerity cuts, increased cost of living and social decay (not to mention a faltering judicial system) why wouldn't you consider a slightly unorthodox profession? After all, the latest games consoles, interactive TV's and new cars don't come cheap - not to mention booze and cigarettes!

Maybe you've tried the conventional Monday to Friday, nine to five existence and decided that lifestyle just isn't for you. Perhaps you've never worked a day in your life and criminality comes naturally to your clan and as such a life of crime is your destiny - upholding the proud family name.

Venturing down the criminal path is not a decision to be taken lightly though; there are many factors you must consider in advance if you want to make the most of your villainous plans. This short guide will provide all you need to know about crossing over to the dark side and setting off on your journey of self-discovery and debauchery as you pillage and plunder your way up the criminal ladder from petty thief, to powerful crime lord.

Catchee Monkey: A Rex & Eddie Mystery: Volume 1 (Rex & Eddie Mysteries)

Two Detectives. One Murder. No Clue. When Eddie is persuaded to start a detective agency with his fr....