Humour Doctors & Medicine Books

Food-Free at Last: How I Learned to Eat Air

Get the Monkey Off Your Back! Food is a drug. Break the shackles of addiction and learn to eat air! In this detailed guide, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD gives you the practical, step-by-step advice you need to transition to the air-only diet.

Common Questions About the Air-Only Diet:

Q: Eating air? Are you crazy?

A: I am a medical doctor with more than forty years of clinical experience. An Obesity Epidemic is sweeping across our great nation. Eating air is the answer.

Q: Isn't there a risk of malnutrition?

A: Not at all! Air contains all the vitamins, minerals, electrolytes and essential amino acids your body needs.

Q: A friend of mine went on the air-only diet and starved to death. Will I die too?

A: Lies, lies and more lies! Propaganda spread by the agro-business special interests that run Washington. They will do anything to keep you down, in ignorance of the truth!

A Million Dieters Can't be Wrong!

Every day the emails pour in:

"Thank you, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD! Oh, thank you! I've eaten nothing but air for the last two months and I've lost eight hundred pounds! My husband says I'll make a fine skeleton! I can't wait!!!"

"Damn this air is tasty."

"Dear Dr. Jones, What a discovery! You make Einstein look like an ignoramus. We hereby award you the Prizes for Medicine, Chemistry and Peace." - the Nobel Committee

Also in This Groundbreaking Diet Book:

Lunge and Chomp - Learn the Secrets of Air-Eating Technique! The Twelve Steps to Food Freedom - Anyone Can Do It!The Hidden Menace in Our Society That Can Prevent You From Eating Air - and How We as a Nation Can Overcome It!

About the Author

An acclaimed pioneer in the field of Airitarianism, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD has dedicated his life to freeing food-eaters from slavery to addictive caloric substances. That's why he wrote Food-Free at Lastto expose the truth the agro-business special interests don't want you to know. And that's why he's running for President in 2013. It's time to put this country on a diet - the air-only diet, the only diet proven to work. It's time to cure our great nation of the Obesity Epidemic sweeping from coast to coast. It's time to end the oligarchy's influence on our political process and bring true freedom back to America. Go the Power of Air!

Unconventional Fitness Tips: 30 of the Funniest, Smartest, Most Unforgettable Fitness Tips to Burn Fat, Build Muscle, and Get Lean



Here's My Collection of the Best (and Most Hilarious)Fitness Tips and Quotes from the Top Trainers and Strength Coaches in the World

This is a collection of my favorite fitness quotes. I searched for the funniest, most inspirational, most motivational fitness tips out there.

This isn't a list of rehashed, corny, "seen a million times on Facebook" health and fitness quotes. These are quotes of wisdom, insight, and humor.

Arnold Schwarzenegger. Ronnie Coleman. Elliott Hulse. Nate Miyaki. Jim Wendler. Mark Rippetoe. Muhammad Ali. Steve Reeves. Tony Gentilecore. Jason Ferruggia. Bret Contreras. Tony Gentilecore. Eric Cressey. Alan Aragon.

When these guys speak, I listen. And so should you.

They represent some of the best strength, fitness, nutrition, and physique coaches in the world. They are all incredibly accomplished with decades of training and coaching under their belts.

So I scoured the internet, looking for the best, most inspirational, most funny, and most insightful fitness tips I could find and divided them between diet advice and exercise advice.

---->Download this free book now and get ready to laugh (and use these tips to get ripped)



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Gym Etiquette: 25 Things You Shouldn’t Do In The Gym That No One Tells You About

Laugh Out Loud Fun & The Truth About the Gym... ***Get this book by personal trainer & author Dale L. Roberts*** Seriously, how many times have you entered the gym only to leave frustrated because of meatheads, stinkpots and glorified prostitutes? Gym Etiquette: 25 Things You Shouldn't Do In The Gym That No One Tells You About covers what a lot of gym patrons have been thinking, such as: Common sense issues - where is it in the gym?!Temporary paralysis & amnesia - 2 common side effects of weight lifting Body odor & ridiculous amounts of body spray Treating the locker room as a nudist resort Spitting in the water fountain & on the floor Gymtimidation - how people are trying to scare you out of "their" gym Singing Out Loud - when has a workout needed to be an American Idol audition?! Excessive screaming and recklessly dropping weightsTaking gym selfies & videos of other people And so much more high-jinx, shenanigans and other issues plaguing the common gym these days To help preserve the integrity of your workouts, safety and personal space included, the unwritten code of gym etiquette exists. This is a customary code of polite behavior, an unwritten set of rules that essentially is common sense. However, common sense isn't always common practice, so "Gym Etiquette: 25 Things You Shouldn't Do In The Gym That No One Tells You About" points out the glaring issues and states what many hardcore fitness enthusiasts and truly dedicated people say, think and feel about gym etiquette. When these rules are broken, people create small disturbances and mild annoyances. Other violations may cause serious injury to hapless, unsuspecting victims who were just looking to get in a good workout. Simple steps and easy common sense actions will make for a better gym experience for everyone. So, abide by these easy-to-follow rules in gym etiquette to make everyone's workouts safe, fun and effective. Download this book today & go into your next workout fully preparedAvailable for borrowin

Fade to Gray

Fade to Gray is a very short essay and one of the main reasons why the title is free for your enjoyment.

It is a hilarious account of one woman's attempt to transition to gray as easily and as quickly as possible. From the decision to let Mother Nature be her hair colorist to the final "colorful" outcome, follow the author as she spends many funny and agonizing hours in the hair salon to get a "natural look".

This is one coming of (old) age story that will have you crying tears of laughter to the very last page.

The Runaway Health Nut: A Parody On Nutritional Controversies

**Once there was a Desperate Health Nut who wanted to run away and find the Perfect Diet. So she said to the Nutrition Scientist, "I am going to run away and find the Perfect Diet."**

The Desperate Health Nut has one burning passion: to discover the truth about good nutrition. But whether she opts to explore a raw food diet, or jump into the world of the Paleo diet foods, her nemesis, the Nutrition Scientist, is there at every turn, confounding her every move to try to eat healthy.

If you are fed up with all the constant contradictions of health and nutrition research...if you are like me and have searched for years in vain for the Perfect Diet...if you are tired of all the holier-than-thou people who claim that their diet is more superior than any other...this parody is for you!

Based on Margaret Wise Brown's classic children's story, "The Runaway Bunny", this humorous article will lead you to the truth about good nutrition: that when you put all the food-related studies side by side, it disappears into a black hole. [ARTICLE: 2,155 words]

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Emily Josephine has been studying, teaching and writing on the subject of natural health and nutrition since the late 1990s. A health nut and a homesteader, she can be found, at various times, harvesting fresh produce from her garden, managing the household finances, making fresh milk kefir, and homeschooling her son. Her passion is to help others create the most healthy, fulfilling life possible, despite the loud, obnoxious clamor continually coming forth from the nutrition research world.