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Miranda and Me

Hello and welcome to the first book ever written by a dog - me, Miss Peggy Hart. I just couldn't wait any longer for Miranda's book all about me (Peggy and Me) to come out in October so decided to release my own book ahead of Miranda, and here it is!

It turns out I am not just pretty face. And what a pretty face I hear you say. I know. Just look at me. I like to say I look like a cloud breathed by angels. I just say it how I see it. But my skills are not just my incredible natural beauty, I am also quite the literary whizz. And I hope you like my book .

What's even more exciting is it contains Twitter stories from the nation's own #AndMe moments, the best of which Miranda and I have hand-selected to appear in this free ebook! The great British public have spilled the beans on their own doting companions, canine or otherwise. Oh and it also contains a sneak preview from Peggy and Me AND an exclusive introduction from none other than moi and Miranda. Expect laughter and tears - fuelled by a rich reserve of chaotic cats, pompous pooches and the odd human along the way.

I do so hope you like it because I love you very much and want to make you happy. I am lovely like that. Lots of licks and woofs to you and I hope to meet you in person one day.

The Pegster signing out (but do follow me on Twitter @realpeggyhart).

A Lonely Dog on Christmas

Christmas Day is fast approaching. For Beckham, the family bulldog, it means just another year of being ignored while chaos and mayhem reign throughout the house. In this holiday short story full of laughter and family dysfunction, Beckham narrates an ill-conceived plan to create an unforgettable landmark moment in order to reclaim the spotlight as the center of attention. As the extended family gathers to make merry and observe their annual tradition, Beckham has another idea in mind to celebrate and make it a day to remember.

A Lonely Dog on Christmas is not intended for children and contains language unsuitable for young readers.

A to Z of Silly Animals - The Best Selling Illustrated Children's Book for All Ages by Sprogling (The Silly Animals Series 1)

A wonderfully silly A to Z picture book of ridiculous mythical animals.

The charming, original illustrations and witty captions are sure to delight children of all ages as well as parents.

Enjoy the A to Z of Silly Animals with your child today!

Two Legs, Three Legs, Four Legs: More Rescue Dog Stories With Duncan the Canine Tripod and his Friends Seamus, Shannon and Minnie (The Long, The Short and The Tall Book 2)

Meet the "Gang of Four", Seamus, Shannon, Minnie and Duncan the Canine Tripod.

All Rescue Dogs, they became firm friends over the years. Their story was told in Book One. "The Long, The Short and The Tall. Life with Rescue Dogs."

Now the Gang rides again! Read some more of their stories: happy stories, scary stories, but always true stories. Enjoy a walk out with them over Pendle Hill. Learn how Duncan almost lost another leg!

Whether you laugh or cry, this book will move you. Whether you laugh or cry, this book will move you.

Charlie The Pissed Off Mutt

Charlie is a dog who suffers from anger issues. Trying to impress his owner, his number one goal in life is to become a house dog. Things are looking good until Jasper the stray dog shows up uninvited. Pissed off, Charlie has to come up with a plan to get rid of Jasper once and for all.

Part 2 is Available Now at This Link: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00XO8OXTO

Snake Jokes for Kids: Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids (With Illustrations)

***UPDATED: AUGUST 2017 with PICTURES***

Are you ready for the best Snake Jokes and Riddles for Kids?

Below are sample jokes that you will find inside the book. Take a sneak peak:



Q: What is snake's favorite subject?

A: Hiss-tory

Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

A: A pie-thon

Q: What is a snake's favorite dance?

A: The mamba

Q: What do you give a sick snake?

A: Asp-irin

Q: Why couldn't the snake talk?

A: It had a frog in his throat.

You'll find more of them when you buy the book.

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Dinosaur Jokes for Kids: Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids

Are you ready for the best Dinosaur Jokes and Riddles for Kids?

Below are sample jokes that you will find inside the book. Take a sneak peak:



Q: What does a triceratops sit on?

A: Its tricera-bottoms

Q: What do you call a snoring dinosaur?

A: A dino-snore

Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?

A: At the dino-shore

Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?

A: A dino-score

Q: What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?

A: A dinobore

You'll find more of them when you buy the book. It is FREE for a LIMITED TIME ONLY!

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Turkey Jokes for Kids: Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids (with pictures)

***UPDATED: AUGUST 2017 with PICTURES***

Are you ready for the best Turkey Jokes and Riddles for Kids?

Below are sample jokes that you will find inside the book. Take a sneak peak:



Q: What key won't open any door?

A: A turkey

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: It was the chicken's day off.

Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: It was stuck on the turkey's foot.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken

Q: What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

A: Foul weather

You'll find more of them when you buy the book.

***Read it FREE With Kindle Unlimited or Prime Membership***

Don't have kindle? No worries! Read it on your PC, Mac, Tablet or Smartphone!

Download your copy NOW (click BUY NOW WITH 1-CLICK) or READ it FREE with Kindle Unlimited or Prime Membership.





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