Humour Cats, Dogs & Animals Books

Miranda and Me

Hello and welcome to the first book ever written by a dog - me, Miss Peggy Hart. I just couldn't wait any longer for Miranda's book all about me (Peggy and Me) to come out in October so decided to release my own book ahead of Miranda, and here it is!

It turns out I am not just pretty face. And what a pretty face I hear you say. I know. Just look at me. I like to say I look like a cloud breathed by angels. I just say it how I see it. But my skills are not just my incredible natural beauty, I am also quite the literary whizz. And I hope you like my book .

What's even more exciting is it contains Twitter stories from the nation's own #AndMe moments, the best of which Miranda and I have hand-selected to appear in this ebook! The great British public have spilled the beans on their own doting companions, canine or otherwise. Oh and it also contains a sneak preview from Peggy and Me AND an exclusive introduction from none other than moi and Miranda. Expect laughter and tears - fuelled by a rich reserve of chaotic cats, pompous pooches and the odd human along the way.

I do so hope you like it because I love you very much and want to make you happy. I am lovely like that. Lots of licks and woofs to you and I hope to meet you in person one day.

The Pegster signing out (but do follow me on Twitter @realpeggyhart).

A to Z of Silly Animals - The Best Selling Illustrated Children's Book for All Ages by Sprogling (The Silly Animals Series 1)

A wonderfully silly A to Z picture book of ridiculous mythical animals.

The charming, original illustrations and witty captions are sure to delight children of all ages as well as parents.

Enjoy the A to Z of Silly Animals with your child today!

Two Legs, Three Legs, Four Legs: More Rescue Dog Stories With Duncan the Canine Tripod and his Friends Seamus, Shannon and Minnie (The Long, The Short and The Tall Book 2)

Meet the "Gang of Four", Seamus, Shannon, Minnie and Duncan the Canine Tripod.

All Rescue Dogs, they became firm friends over the years. Their story was told in Book One. "The Long, The Short and The Tall. Life with Rescue Dogs."

Now the Gang rides again! Read some more of their stories: happy stories, scary stories, but always true stories. Enjoy a walk out with them over Pendle Hill. Learn how Duncan almost lost another leg!

Whether you laugh or cry, this book will move you. Whether you laugh or cry, this book will move you.

Charlie The Pissed Off Mutt

Charlie is a dog who suffers from anger issues. Trying to impress his owner, his number one goal in life is to become a house dog. Things are looking good until Jasper the stray dog shows up uninvited. Pissed off, Charlie has to come up with a plan to get rid of Jasper once and for all.

Part 2 is Available Now at This Link: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00XO8OXTO

How to Become Famous

A funny pictorial guide on obtaining fame.

For entertainment purposes only.

Best Children's Animal Picture Book (1)

Every page is crafted to give the reader new types of animal fun! Each picture is carefully selected to wet the appetite for more funny pictures to give the eyes treasures to feast on. Each picture draws you on to more funny animals and the problems, that they can get into!

Your child will delite in wanting just one more look with the parent. Enjoy the fun together of sharing

each new picture to give fun and delight. Enjoy the giggles together!

Secret Lives of Turtles and Tortoises

Do turtles and tortoises have their own personalities and individual preferences? Could a turtle plot revenge days after one of her favorite berries has been stolen? Can a tortoise count the number of favorite fruits he is given? And demand more when given less than the usual number?

Focused mainly on Sonoran Desert creatures, Secret Lives of Turtles and Tortoises contains many artful photographs and anecdotes which reveal countless remarkable details of the hidden inner world of these animals. The stereotype of turtles and tortoises as slow, boring and uninteresting animals has camouflaged the amazing lives these creatures actually live.

This fascinating, groundbreaking book is perfect for anyone who finds animals intriguing and likes to laugh. The author has provided many exceptional photographs of these delightfully entertaining creatures, along with links to a several videos. While numerous images are artistic, a few serve to illustrate a particular aspect of a story revealed in the text. All of them offer us a surprising window onto the intriguing lives of turtles and tortoises.

Excerpt from Secret Lives of Turtles and Tortoises:

RELUCTANTLY SEEKING INDEPENDENCE

Shortly after Niki and Georgia began living separately, they had a conflict regarding Georgia's face peeking out from under their adjoining wall. When Georgia moved into her new area beside Niki, she started digging, as turtles normally do, in the corner of her living space. Conveniently for Georgia, the corner she chose took her under the wall she shared with Niki. She carved out a spot just large enough for her head to fit under the divider, allowing her hours of entertainment spent spying on Niki. Interestingly, her turtle-mom didn't notice this at first. Apparently, Niki was enjoying her solitude away from her pesky youngster. For several days Georgia's head appeared frequently below the wall; she was watching Niki's every move. Then one day I felt obligated to show Niki her youngster's surreptitious surveillance, so I pointed to Georgia's face below the wall. Niki became noticeably agitated and walked over to try to get the little spy to remove her head from beneath the wall...

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