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Naughty Mummy and the Bad Anniversary

TWENTY-MINUTE FUNNY READ FOR TIME-POOR MOTHERS

A mother with a hangover. Two kids demanding attention. And a husband who's too busy to help.

Tess has probably had worse days, but she can't remember them. All she really wants is a strong cup of coffee and somewhere to dump her kids. Forget the anniversary!

If you've ever experienced a time when you wanted to lock your little darlings in the pantry for half an hour of peace, you'll adore this lively, fun read by the crew at Mummies Anonymous.

Will Tess get through the morning or will she end up a blubbering mess on the floor?Will her husband be her hero or her villain? And will she rise above her mother's disapproval?

Naughty Mummy and the Bad Anniversary gives you the laugh every mother needs.

Mayhem in Myrtle Beach

Sherwood, a recent college grad with an accounting degree, is desperate for a job. But she hates numbers and wants to do anything but accounting. After moving to Virginia, she applies for an activities job at the Great Wings retirement community - even though her qualifications are nonexistent. Against all logic, the director hires Sherwood, pending a week-long trial period.

Jane Sullivan has a group of forty-six seniors heading to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina for a bus tour and they need a group leader. Sherwood happily accepts, thinking that it will be like a free vacation. After all, she told the director, seniors are no different than anyone else. They're just older.

But Sherwood's visions of bliss vanish when she realizes she's in over her head. Her group is eccentric and demanding. One of them goes missing. And to complicate things, the bus driver turns out to be a college study buddy who has lost the nerdy glasses and now looks totally hot in his uniform.

Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

Austen comes to England knowing as an American he'll stick out at his new school. But when an errant owl lands him at Hogwarts he's in for more than he expected.

If it's not hard enough being the only American at Hogwarts, Austen's sorted into the most despised of all the houses. Then bumbling around the dungeon while trying to find his common room, he unwittingly helps the monster from the Chamber of Serpents. Will he discover the secret of the Chamber before he becomes another victim of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?

Any proceeds from this book will be donated to the The Children's Literacy Initiative, a US based charity.

The Dig Street Festival

Somewhat unexpectedly, John Torrington, thirty-eight year old DIY-store cleaner, shopping-trolley-collector and wannabe polar explorer, decides humanity is ready to move to the next level.

Along with his apologetic and somewhat delusional colleague Glyn Hopkins, and heavy-metal-obsessed elfin flatmate Gabby Longfeather, John sets about doing all within his power to realise three objectives he came up with on a loo break:

1. Encourage Londoners to re-explore their surroundings, 'consciously'. It's a while since East London was first explored, so it's time for another crack at it to see if anything was missed first time around.

2. Put a stop to ALL corruption. It's the worst kept secret in Leytonstow that John and Glyn's boss, the unspeakably vile general manager of Amundsen Enterprises, Eric Beardmore, 'has his fingers in the till'.

3. Make Londoners nicer to each other. That's just an obvious throw-in, how hard can it be?

The story centres around a wild working-week which will transform the lives of John, his friends, colleagues, and the good citizens of Leytonstow, in ways they could not have imagined possible (and sometimes, palatable).

Set just before the UK pub smoking ban, The Dig Street Festival is an unforgettable riot of kindness, a festival of goodwill, a tale of one man's quest to build a better version of himself and the world. John is primed and ready to take on London, but is London ready for John Torrington?

The Sunshine And Biscotti Club

A free extract from the exciting new novel The Sunshine and Biscotti Club from Jenny Oliver.The ovens are pre-heating, the Prosecco is chilling...and The Sunshine and Biscotti Club is nearly ready to open its doors. But the guests have other things on their minds...

Libby: The Blogger

Life is Instagram-perfect for food blogger Libby...until she catches her husband cheating just weeks before her Italian cooking club's grand opening.

Evie: The Mum

Eve's marriage isn't working, but she's not dared admit it until now. A trip to Italy to help Libby open The Sunshine and Biscotti Club might be the perfect escape...

Jessica: In Love with her Best Friend

Jessica has thrown herself into her work to shut out the memory of the man who never loved her back. The same man who's just turned up in Tuscany...

Welcome to Tuscany's newest baking school - where your biscotti is served with a side of love, laughter and ice-cold limoncello!

The Reading Group: December: A FREE short story (The Reading Group Series)

A short story: a scrumptious first taste of a fabulous, feel-good new series! Perfect for fans of Cathy Bramley and Holly Martin.

Meet the Reading Group: six women in the seaside village of Little Sanderton come together every month to share their love of reading. No topic is off-limits: books, family, love and loss . . . and don't forget the glass of red! Grace knows that the holiday season is going to be different this year. No turkey, no tinsel, no gorgeously wrapped gifts under the tree . . . how on earth is she going to break it to her little boys that Christmas is effectively cancelled? And can she bear to tell anyone her embarrassing secret? Enter the Reading Group: Grace's life might have turned upside down but there's no problem they can't solve.

'Brims with laughs, love, family and friendship. You will love this heartwarming read!' Trisha Ashley.

Selene (Sweet Revenge Book 1)

For readers searching for a fun, light read about people getting their sweet revenge against their unfaithful partner...

Selene is happy. She is content. She is an independent woman with a hard-working, loving boyfriend. She has it all. Until she doesn't.

Selene decides to surprise her boyfriend on his first night home from a long business trip. She sneaks into his home, and into his bedroom, only to find another woman occupying his bed with him. Hard-working is right! He is hard at work with another woman.

Not listening to his excuses, she storms out of his house and heads home to plot her sweet revenge, which consists of hooking up with a few of his best buddies and sending him photographic evidence of her fun.

Oh! And when he decides to show up at her apartment early one morning, begging for forgiveness, she decides to exact a little more sweet revenge in the form of submission and humiliation.

What kind of humiliation you ask? Well, you will have to buy, or borrow the book to find out.

Looking for a, hot, humorous, comedic light read short story about a scorned woman getting sweet revenge on her bad boy ex boyfriend. She's taking control now, and she is driven to make him pay.

(Names, places, and scenes are products of the author's imagination and any resemblance to real life persons/events is purely coincidental.)

Selene (Sweet Revenge Book 1) can be ejoyed as a standalone, or as the first in a series of people seeking sweet revenge again their cheating partners. Other books in the series include:

Kiara (Sweet Revenge Book 2)

Liana (Sweet Revenge Book 3)

Michael (Sweet Revenge Book 4)

Revenge (Sweet Revenge Complete Collection)

A Greek village waiting for God: FREE Laugh out loud comedy Greek fiction (Mynos Series Book 0)

FREE BOOK! FREE READ! If you are lusting after reading about Greece in books, then here is the beginning of a Greek village series - Greek fiction that is real laugh out loud comedy. Episkopi is a Greek village, waiting for God. Discover how the village steps back from the grave and humorously goes about breathing new life into itself. The power of a new-fangled computer which is first used to secretly provide all the old boys with lustful moments, is harnessed for the benefit of everyone. The Mynos Series encompasses traditional village life in Greece with two old goats reflecting on their way of life, one being the kafenion owner, the other a ten bob millionaire from having sold land for expats to buy a home. There's a story behind every person who moves to Episkopi and with each book you'll discover their life experiences and discover how and why they made their move to a place in the sun.

The Billionaire Bargain

Sexy Australian billionaire Grant Devlin is ruining my life. He exercises shirtless in his office, is notorious for his lunchtime hook-ups, he even yawns sexily. If I didn't need this job so bad, I'd take his black Amex and tell him where to swipe it.

He doesn't even know I exist, but why would he? He jets off to Paris with supermodels, I spend Friday nights with Netflix and a chunk of Pepperidge Farm frozen cake--waiting for his call. Because every time he crashes his yacht, or blows $500k on a single roulette spin in Monte Carlo, I'm the PR girl who has to clean up his mess.

But this time, it's going to take more than just a fat charity donation. This time, the whole company is on the line. He needs to show investors that he's settling down, and Step #1 is pretending to date a nice, stable girl until people forget about what happened with the Playboy Bunnies backstage at the Oscars.

My plan is perfect, except for one thing:

He picks me.

(Book One of three. Full series available now!)

Moon Struck: Book 1: A Hilarious Werewolf Romance, free book, free paranormal romance, urban fantasy) (When, Were, & Howl Series)

Jen has never enjoyed the full moon. Not like her family and certainly not like her boss, Rob, whose monthly trysts leave the office in a shambles. Jen turns into a mouse on the full moon, the most disrespected form in the were-community.

Her crush on Rob only makes her deep loneliness and feelings of alienation worse. When her friend steals an amulet with the power to turn were-wolf, Jen decides to try it on... only to find that being a wolf isn't all its cracked up to be. Guaranteed to make you howl.

"Ms. Raleigh drew me in and held me tight from the first word until the last, and left me wishing for more. It is definitely worth your time to add this story to your collection." --Bitten By Books--

Moon Struck is a free paranormal romance.

****ALSO AVAILABLE: The When Were & Howl Collection. Five Books bundled together.

(Formerly released as Wolf N Mouse)

Girl's Guide to Witchcraft: Volume 1 (Washington Witches (Magical Washington) series)

Jane Madison has a problem. Or two. Or three. She's unhappily working as a librarian. She has a crush on her oblivious Imaginary Boyfriend. And she just learned she won't receive a well-deserved raise; instead, she can live for free in a cottage on the library grounds. When Jane settles into her new home, she discovers a hidden chamber lined with ancient books about witchcraft. Her first spell awakens a feline familiar. Her second makes her irresistible to men. Those magical workings attract a sexy magical warder, and Jane's life is quickly turned upside down. Does Jane have what it takes to become a real witch?

The travel diaries of John Dot: Margate (Mid Life Backpacker Book 1)

It's make or break time for John Dot...

John Dot, mid-life, depressive, aged 47, whose body has seen better days is whisking his long-suffering girlfriend, Olivia, away to Margate for a romantic weekend. For him, Margate will make or break his re-kindled relationship with Olivia.

Will John's efforts to wine and dine Olivia get the desired results? Will their relationship survive a romantic weekend in Margate? Will this be a new beginning or the end of their relationship?

This is the first book, a short novel, in the Mid Life Backpacker Comedy Book Series. If you like laugh out loud, dark comedy and poignancy in equal measures then you'll love Kevin Kelly's incredibly funny and intimate take on a mid-life man's misadventures as he makes his way through life. This is British comedy at its best.

Download The travel diaries of John Dot: Margate today to find out how John gets on!

Interview with the Author

The Author who is definitely not John Dot, despite being the same age, looking exactly the same and visiting the same places as John Dot, is called Kevin Kelly.

Q)Were you a creative writer as a child?

A)To be honest the most creative, I got as a child was forging my mother's signature on my homework book. Sorry Mum.

Q)Have you always wanted to be a writer?

A)I have harboured the ambition to write a novel, since my mid-30s, which coincidentally is when I had my first mid-life crisis. But life and all its distractions got in the way, until now, when I have started to get my shit together. Which is probably a good thing seeing as I'm now 48 years old.

Q)What do you hope to achieve with your book.

A)I want to entertain the reader, make them smile and hopefully laugh out loud too. As well as talk about issues that are normally hidden beneath the surface of modern life. Such as mental illness, mid-life crisis, the inner workings of a male, middle-aged mind and throwing in how a man copes with all this, whilst trying to keep things together as well as have a relationship on top of that.

Q)Why Mid Life Backpacker?

A)John is middle-aged and I wanted to explore all the themes above in the context of John travelling to different places. Plus, I wanted to use my own experiences of the places I have visited and hopefully in due course, get some money back to pay for them. Along the way, I hope the readers will also find out a bit about the places John Dot, visits too.

Q)So, this is the first of many books then?

A)Yes, the next book, based on Thailand is due to be released Tuesday 12 September 2017 and I have several more books planned.

Q)Are you, John Dot, then?

A)Ok, that's a stupid question, from a stupid interviewer. John Dot is fictitious. My agent warned you before the interview if you raised that question, then the interview will end.......

Q)I'm sorry, John, I mean Kevin, please come back and finish the interview...... Please, I promise not to ask the question again......

Download The travel diaries of John Dot: Margate today to find out how John gets on!

Prom Impossible

1 girl + 1 prom + 3 guys = Prom Impossible Cassidy knows that Michael Greenwood is her one true love - he just doesn't know it. She spends her senior year helping him figure that out in time for prom, but instead, she comes close to losing her true identity, her friends, and the chance at the real thing that's right in front of her. Prom Impossible is a modern-day Shakespearean romantic comedy in the world of teens, true love, and life.

MILF: The Naughty MILF Librarian (Older Woman Younger Man, First Time)

It was an extraordinary day for an ordinary librarian, a very sexy and mature mother, when a stranger walked in to find one book. He was stern and determined to get the most out of her assistance.

"Shhh... Remember we are in the library. Now do what I say."

That was the last thing she could consciously remember about him. The rest was her instinct that lead to an unforgettable day.

This is a short story MILF romance, about a hot MILF, older woman younger man, a wild ride, and a stranger filthy encounter

"The Naughty MILF Librarian" is available with Kindle Unlimited subscription for free. Download it now and you will be hanging to find out what happens next!

Nazi Monster Jagers

Hans Heinrich was an apathetic guard for Hitler's Third Reich until a series of calamities set him on a course that would forever change himself and the world. With his warped wartime companion, Herman Wagner, Hans becomes a pawn in a shadow war between extra-dimensional forces fighting for control over the human race. While avoiding constant brushes with death, Hans comes to find there is more to himself than he would have ever imagined. As Hans gains insight into his potential, Herman makes sure there is always time for the nearest beer hall or brothel. Scrambling through Germany, our heroes encounter the likes of Heinrich Himmler and Dr. Joseph Mengele as they prove to be as antagonizing as the Allies. Hans and Herman fight to stay sane as they work with through mundane duty and the occasional abduction. Our heroes find themselves allied with the French resistance and a band of gray meddlers in the unseen conflict. Culminating in France, the liberation of Paris has far more at stake than the battles in the streets.

Trouble in Mudbug: Volume 1 (Ghost-in-Law Series)

Scientist Maryse Robicheaux thought that a lot of her problems had gone away with her mother-in-law's death. The woman was rude, pushy, manipulative and used her considerable wealth to run herd over the entire town of Mudbug, Louisiana. Unfortunately, death doesn't slow down Helena one bit. DEA Agent Luc LeJeune is wondering what his undercover assignment investigating the sexy scientist has gotten him into - especially as it seems someone wants her dead. Keeping his secrets while protecting Maryse proves to be easier than fighting his attraction for the brainy beauty.

Lovestruck in London: Volume 1

Lizzie Medina went to London to reinvent herself. Tired of being the quiet baby sister, and in no hurry to settle into a boring existence in surburbia, she escapes from home at the first opportunity. When she settles in London for a year of post-graduate studies, Lizzie is sure she'll be able to start a whole new life. Immerse herself in the books she loves. Explore a new country. Work on her dream of writing a novel. She might even be able to find a little bit of excitement for once. But falling unexpectedly in love with up-and-coming actor Thomas Harper causes Lizzie to re-think... everything. Just as she's convinced herself this small-town girl from the Midwest can handle this great adventure, Thomas's career suddenly explodes to superstar levels, and Lizzie finds herself forced to navigate the fame game of red carpets, catty co-stars, gossip magazines, and paparazzi. When she wished for a new life, she had no idea it would be anything like this! Lizzie must now determine if her love-and her confidence-are strong enough to get her through the complications of dating a movie star. Even if she and Thomas are able to pull through before she has to leave London, how will she deal with the inevitability of returning to a life at home that no longer feels like her own? Will she follow her family's wishes or follow her heart? Will the Lizzie she discovered in London be strong enough to help her pursue her dreams?

Shopping for a Billionaire 1

When mystery shopper Shannon Jacoby meets billionaire Declan McCormick with her hand down a toilet in the men's room of one of his stores, it's love at first flush in this hilarious new romantic comedy from New York Times bestselling author Julia Kent.

Only In America

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No Weddings: Volume 1

"Award-winning author Kat Bastion teams with her husband, Stone Bastion, in this first book in the No Weddings Series about Cade Michaelson, a successful man with his sights set on a new venture in business, and Hannah Martin, the woman who makes it personal." I think I have my act together as a successful bar owner, my master's degree within reach, and a list of no-strings-attached women warming my bed. Turns out, I don't. Hannah believes she has safeguarded her wounded heart by shunning men and focusing on her new baking business. The thing is, she hasn't. When my three sisters and I start a new event-planning business with Hannah as our baker, I have no idea how my life is about to change. As Hannah and I work closely together, the attraction between us becomes irresistible. And complicated. I've promised my sisters I wouldn't mix business with pleasure. But I've never been one to follow the rules.

Chez Stinky: Volume 1 (An Alpine Grove Romantic Comedy)

Kat Stevens is a slightly insecure, mostly bored technical writer who likes her cat a lot more than her boss. She hasn't laid eyes on her great aunt Abigail since she was eight, so she's stumped when she inherits Abgail's house in the small hamlet of Alpine Grove. Kat's uncomplicated life gets decidedly less so when she discovers the inheritance comes with some hairy conditions: four dogs and five cats that her aunt wanted her to love as her own. Of course, the house smells like a barn - with a touch of antique skunk - and, naturally, has serious roof issues. And that's before the three-legged cat gets stuck in the wall and the shower goes kablooey. When Kat meets Joel, an unemployed techie type with no love lost for his sister, Kat looks past his obvious flaws, given his timely and desirable skill set: a talent for fixing things (and his own tools). Despite out-of-control dogs, cat fights, dust dinosaurs, massive spiders and an old grizzled hippie passed out in the yard, Kat discovers the tranquility of the forests of Alpine Grove starting to seep into her soul. And why she can't she stop thinking about Joel?

TOTLANDIA: Book 1 (The Onesies, Fall): Volume 1 (Totlandia Series)

IN BOOK 1 OF THE TOTLANDIA SERIES: The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive children's playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the city's ultra-competitive elite, the club's ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize. But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The club's founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No single parents or working mothers allowed. Membership is an arduous commitment. And there's no room in the club for scandal, bad behavior, or imperfection...from tots or their moms. In a world of power and prestige, no one has more than Bettina. And as every mom in Pacific Heights knows, you simply cannot cross her. But this year's admissions process is more rigorous than ever, pitting prospective members against each other to prove their mettle. But four of the six candidates vying for the remaining four slots have a secret that would knock them out of the running. Jade is a former stripper and porn actress, who has been absent for most of her son's life. Jillian's husband cleaned out their joint accounts and left her for his pregnant assistant. Ally never even had a husband--just a sperm donor--and she's hiding a high-ranking corporate job. And Lorna fears that her son may have special needs... just the excuse her sister-in-law, Bettina, needs to deny her entry to the club. Can these hopeful moms keep up appearances long enough to outlast the competition? Or will their chances--and their private lives--go up in flames? Friendship. Lies. Seduction. Betrayal. Welcome to Totlandia.

Kiss a Girl in the Rain: Volume 1 (Take a Chance)

In this sexy, humorous contemporary romance, a lost dog brings together a wealthy drifter and a small town doctor and changes all their lives forever. Evan Chance is a man out to complete the bucket list he made as a kid, starting with ride a motorcycle across America. Caitlyn Sorenson is the sexy country doctor standing in his way. Or is she the dream he's been searching for? Evan's Amazing Life List 1. Ride a motorcycle across America 2. Kiss a girl in the rain 3. Swim in every ocean... When Evan Chance gives up a successful corporate law career to tackle the bucket list he wrote when he was twelve, he has no idea where the road will lead him. Caitlyn Sorenson is a happily settled small town doctor. When a sexy drifter rolls into town after a motorcycle accident leaves him stranded in Miller's Pond for a few days with the homeliest dog ever, she can smell trouble even as she's drawn to a man who is only passing through town. But some scorching hot nights and a blooming tenderness mean two people will have to face up to the challenges of love. From USA Today Bestselling Author Nancy Warren comes the first in an exciting new series of sexy, humorous romances about a family named Chance. New York Times Bestselling author Lori Foster calls Nancy's writing 'sexy and wonderfully witty.' Fans of Bella Andre, Kristin Higgins and Susan Mallery will enjoy Kiss a Girl in the Rain.

Pale Stranger, New Adult Romance (PALE Series): Volume 1

Trixie is a wise-cracking waitress trying to work her way through college when a late-night storm blows in a stranger. He's not like the usual customers with his pale skin and dark clothes. Her kindness to him is rewarded with an invitation to his house in the country, and she finds herself in a sticky relationship when he returns her kindness with more than just a thank-you.

Olive Branches Don't Grow on Trees

The first book in the Greco Family Trilogy, this is the story of a 23 year old woman's journey t....

Nashville Heat: Volume 1 (Naughty in Nashville)

He's every woman's hot cowboy fantasy...and her one erotic obsession Aspiring song-writer Sydney Stratton can't forget the one white-hot night she and country music's newest star Dex Wilder shared, despite her resolve to focus on her career and leave the boyfriend thing to someone else. When their paths cross again, the meeting is explosive, but his party guy reputation threatens to undermine everything Sydney has worked for. Dex knows what he wants--he wants Sydney, in bed and out. Now all he has to do is convince the woman of his fantasies that he's more than a front page tabloid story. Explore the naughty side of Nashville with all the books in Bethany Michaels' popular Nashville series!

The Case of the Flashing Fashion Queen: A Dix Dodd Mystery: Volume 1 (Dix Dodd Mysteries)

Tired of getting no respect at the big P.I. firm where she's worked for years, Dix Dodd has hung out her own shingle at the ripe age of 40. There are plenty of cheating husbands to go around, and Dix has a knack for busting them. Problem is, it doesn't always pay so well. Conscious that the guys back at the old firm are laying bets about how soon she'll come crawling back, she figures she's got six months to make a go of it. The going gets even tougher when she hires Dylan Foreman. But when he told her about getting fired from his law firm and disbarred for putting common decency before the firm's interests, she hired him on the spot. In addition to being smart, he's gorgeous enough to remind her she's a woman. And at 28, young enough to make her feel like a total cougar. Things start looking up when Dix gets hired by millionaire businessman Ned Weatherby's wife Jennifer Weatherby, to tail Ned 24/7 for a week, for a cool ten grand. Easy-peasy, right? Wrong! The job lands Dix in the middle of a murder investigation - with her as the prime suspect and her arch-enemy Detective Richard Head (a.k.a., Dickhead, one of the cheating husbands she'd nailed) gunning for her. Dix will need all her ingenuity, as well as the help of Dylan and her oddball cast of supporters to extricate herself from this one.